The worst thing to do in this day and age of online browsing/shopping etc. is to have bad links, or terrible sites that don't seem to be intuitive or user friendly. This goes out to escort review boards and escort sites. FIX YOUR SHIT....PLEASE.
HUBGFE -
- The banners at the top, I clicked on a few and there was more than one that was dead OR leading to a site where the lady was no longer associated. FFS, you wanna be a big boy, then conduct yourself like one.
- I haven't found any other deficiencies yet because I'm too busy starting shit and getting in shit by Prophet but I'll post any thoughts here.
AGENCIES -
- I don't want to look like I'm picking on Jersey Girls, but this has to be one of the worst sites out there. The schedule is not user friendly. A one pager that lists ladies, dates, locations and hours would be fabulous. The profile seems to lack info on the ladies as well.
- Mirage - Andy my friend, I've seen this same layout for close to a decade; dude, spend some time and money and get a redesign.
- SFT - Please please please, get rid of the fucking feathers. A click timed to on a floating feather hovering over the lady brings you to the wrong profile.
- Sassy's - I love you Carolyn and your site was a nice change from the old. One piece of advice, if the lady has a Twitter profile, put the link to it on her profile. THIS GOES FOR ALL AGENCIES.
- Schedules in general - Link the ladies profile from the schedule.....reeeeeaaaallllly easy to do and helps the client to view the ladies profile from the schedule.
That is all for now. I'm sure someone will think of more and perhaps I will too.
So let's recap on some of the progress here.
HUBGFE - I still see old banners in rotation on this site. Halloween specials? It's January....
- For the love of Pete. Pete, redesign this piece of shit site. PLEASE!! I stopped using you because of it.
Mirage - Nicely done on the redesign. Get the bugs worked out and the speed and you'll be golden and at par with your business model.
- PLEASE GET RID OF THE FEATHERS!! -
BTW, what Dawn Lee says doesn't matter LOL. She's an amateur at best.
Sassy's - I like the Twitter link to the ladies with the accounts. If you could put the ladies schedules and time availability in their profile, you'd be perfect!
- Yep, you weren't on the original list, but there's a bone that needs to be picked. Your Who's On landing page seems to be limited to 8 profiles, kinda useless when you have more than that on in a day and then we have to go to that piece of shit schedule spreadsheet cut and paste which has no links to the profiles and isn't even in alpha order. It's not unusual to see over 25% inactive; they should be at the bottom of that list if you're going to have a fucking mess of a spreadsheet, at the very least. Your ads on BP suck donkey balls with misspelling and broken links. And one last thing. The "We Put the Ass in Class"? Really? You want to be an upscale agency with that shit as your motto/brand? Smells of low class.
- Link the ladies profiles in the schedule. Other than that, all good.
Garden of Eden - A redesign is desperately needed. I've been looking at this same design for over 5 years.
Minx - Mirror your site (as far as features) and you'll be gold.
- Nicely done.
Toronto Passions - A desperately needed redesign a while back. Nicely done.
There are other agency sites out there that suck balls but they don't advertise here so I can't comment as I'll get a PM or an edit from a Mod with those reasons, so they don't get to take advantage of my services.