Warning... Cheesy Joke Ahead :)

[ConquerorRyan]

So today is Wednesday, and I'm in Calgary, where it's hot, sunny and no rain anywhere in the forecast... so we can call it

*Dry Hump Day* lol

Told ya is was cheesy

 

[God]

 

[ConquerorRyan]

haha, yep, told ya

 

[Prick]

Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish.
Murphy suggest to the other two that they give English sounding names.O’Shea goes in first to the interview and the foreman asks him his name,O'Shea looks out window and sees a Woolworth store.
My name is F W Woolworth, get out shouts the foreman.

Mulligan goes in same question he looks out the window and sees a shoe shop, my name is Freeman Hardy Willis, get out shouts the foreman.
Murphy is last in and the exasperated foreman asks what’s your name, Murphy has a good look out of the window and replies Ken, thank Christ for that says the foreman, Ken who? Tuckey Fried Chicken says Murphy.

 

[WhiteLion]

Add the salami to the cheese please :biggrin2:

 

[Oilcan]

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas .






The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed




'


One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,


"We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."





The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.


When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"


The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 12 million are already there!"

 

[-b]

Time to grill the cheese....:wink2: