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We Kid You Not: Playboy's Hefner Tweeted His Engagement News

61 years difference, he's old enough to her great grandfather

84 Hefner
64 granddad
44 father
23 Mrs. Hefner

Maybe she likes changin' his depends, sponge bathing him, shaving the ear and nose hair. She cleans his urine jug, powders his arse, gets him his walker. I'm sure there is an amazing pre-nuptual agreement

Hef's five year plan is to stay alive! LMAO!

Old balls (big daddy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuiYmyCeqeo

Old ball's plan didn't work so well! Could this happen to HEF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SxJIRYJkrk&feature=related
 


60 years age difference.

Hefner fought in WW2, Crystal studied about it in 2002.

Hefner drank and pooned with J.F. Kennedy, Crystal watched the movie JFK.

Christie Hefner
November 9, 1952
Hugh's daughter

Physiologically, Christie being 60 could be Crystal's grandmother!



What a creepy family that is!​
 
I was a big fan of his first wife Kimberly Conrad

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But Me thinks that she has had too much surgery done now. Wow!

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I would still do Kimberly... I met Shera Bechard, the girl he started dating when Crystal Harris left him. All of his girlfriends have been quite desirable.
 
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