wedding fails

[Bill The Pirate]

going to a wedding this friday.. any one got any good wedding stories?

or how about a good wedding toast?

 

[Jerkthis]

A wedding on a Friday? Is the couple E.Indian. I know they party all week building up to the wedding.

I was at a wedding years ago when the groom was caught doing one of the brides mate in a car in the parking lot. It was a riot and a riot literally broke out! LMAO

 

[Ozzie]

or how about a good wedding toast?

Congratulations to both of you. Now you can stop using condoms.

 

[-b]

They lived with each other for over 12 years, got married within 6 months he was having
an affair then divorce....:no:

 

[Wanker]

 

[God]

going to a wedding this friday.. any one got any good wedding stories?

or how about a good wedding toast?

Who gets married on a Friday :unknw:

 

[Bill The Pirate]

Who gets married on a Friday :unknw:

People who own cottages and don't want to mess with other peoples weekends..... I know of two friday weddings this week.

 

[Chucky]

Are you the best man?.

 

[Boing]

Never been to a Friday wedding and only one on Sunday.

 

[peace]

They lived with each other for over 12 years, got married within 6 months he was having
an affair then divorce....:no:

Your life experience?

 

[tboy]

It wasn't as bad as bliss's example, but I knew a couple who lived together for 2 yrs, got engaged, a year later got married. The "gang" chipped in and bought them a kick ass staniless bbq (back when the cheapest was $1600)....they separated after 5 months, we took the bbq back lol....

She was the sister of one of the gang, and lived next door to her. We went over, knocked on her door and said "we want the bbq back...." what what what? lol...we traipsed in, 2 on each end and walked it out lol....you shoulda seen the look on her face...even her sister was pissed.....

 

[peace]

was it Webber?

 

[-b]

Your life experience?

No not mine......:LMAO:

Live 1 year with him and then married him.......was fun back then......:biggrin2:
It is getting to be fun now too.:rofl!:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ten years ago at a friends wedding I went into the washroom at around 11:30 pm only to find one of the bridesmaids doing some guy in the washroom stall. Classy eh?

One hour later I was back in the washroom. Same bridesmaid, different guy this time. I should have asked her to dance.

 

[Lobby]

One hour later I was back in the washroom. Same bridesmaid, different guy this time. I should have asked her to dance.

If you are into dirty thirds, you should have.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Beggars can't be choosers Lobby.