Well I got laid on Valentine's day.

[Boing]

Did you?.

 

[Transient]

Well I got laid on Valentine's day.

:good: Beware of HOF's congratulation cake.

 

[Boing]

:good: Beware of HOF's congratulation cake.

Mods time to ban Hof.

 

[Roberto]

I got a BJ after I gave her a Holt Renfrew gift certificate for $500.

 

[HOF]

I got a BJ after I gave her a Holt Renfrew gift certificate for $500.

You could have got more for 250.00 at mirage!:LMAO:

 

[HOF]

Which hand did you use?:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

Did you?.

I told you this outfit would work!:good:​

 

[oldguyzer]

Did you?.

I would not demean a significant day like Valentine's Day by only caring about whether I got laid or not. Instead, I reflected on the importance of the day, the historical significance of the occasion, the history of the namesake, as well as thought deep thoughts about the overall gestalt that permeates...aw fuck it. No. Damn it.

 

[BEER]

I would not demean a significant day like Valentine's Day by only caring about whether I got laid or not. Instead, I reflected on the importance of the day, the historical significance of the occasion, the history of the namesake, as well as thought deep thoughts about the overall gestalt that permeates...aw fuck it. No. Damn it.

You finished?.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I would not demean a significant day like Valentine's Day by only caring about whether I got laid or not. Instead, I reflected on the importance of the day, the historical significance of the occasion, the history of the namesake, as well as thought deep thoughts about the overall gestalt that permeates...aw fuck it. No. Damn it.

Someone needs to get laid... Hmmmmmm

 

[Skipper]

Mine got wet.

 

[Transient]

Mine got wet.

3 hour tour?

 

[Skipper]

3 hour tour?

Nah I skipped the boat ride.

 

[User-E]

I gave 2 orgasms yesterday! :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

I gave 2 orgasms yesterday! :biggrin2:

:blush2:

 

[peace]

Did you?.

With a raccoon? :great:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Did you?.

 

[User-E]

If I lived in TO, this would be such a non-issue as I could hit an AMP or SP and get my needs taken care of for a few bucks and an hour of my time. Instead, I live in a "free" yet sexually repressed country that will not allow two people to exchange cash for sexual services other than a lap dance...and those aren't even high contact any more. FUCK!

Sorry, that's my sexual frustration talking.

We will trade you and your family for Rob Ford and Justin Bieber. :BigHug:

 

[User-E]

I'm not sure that would be a good deal for you. :biggrin2:

Can you sing? :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Not a note! I can dance with some rhythm though. :yahoo:

Good enough - contact Madman or HOOKED for your transfer papers. :good: