What are you giving your mate for Valentine's?.

[God]

Flowers or chocolates again?

Any ideas what else to get her.

What was the most unsual gift you ever received or gave?.

 

[BiteTheDust]

Eat her for breakfast.









Sorry







I meant make her breakfast.

 

[George Costanza]

After years of being married she comes home on Valentine's day and thanks me for my gift. She buys one herself with our credit card.

 

[TINY]

Chocolates, yes I am predictable but she likes her treats once a year.

 

[Bubba]

 

[a 1 player]

I have almost finished a lovely poem. Can anyone think of a work that rhymes with sodomize?

 

[plumber]

tulips what else

 

[MUSE]

Get both of you the We-Vibe!

https://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-3

 

[Boing]

Get both of you the We-Vibe!

https://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-3

https://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-3

More power more fun :yahoo:

 

[cometman]

A pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, ..............

 

[HOF]

Happy Valentines Day! Bitch!

 

[HOF]

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[Baldo]

Happy Valentines Day! Bitch!

Lmao

 

[Cycleguy007]

12 long stemmed Roses- delivered to her work of course...

Shopping spree to Vicky's...

Dinner and dancing....

(My gift cums later! Several times! :wink: :spiteful

 

[-b]

I know what they want....Can not get it right now.....but later....:anangel:
2 special women who have become close to me.....:heart:
Princess N C and Tigress ....:blush:

 

[-b]

For Him.......:girlkiss:

 

[Buckfifty]

Why is it that women get chocolates, flowers and other gifts and get get nothing and then we have to also pay for dinner.

 

[-b]

Why is it that women get chocolates, flowers and other gifts and get get nothing and then we have to also pay for dinner.

You a guy...you want sex....you have to pay for something.....Sex:rofl1:

 

[Ang]

Probably nothing...I think we're splitting up:shocking:

 

[SillyGirl]

Probably nothing...I think we're splitting up:shocking:

Shit, Ang, seriously? I'm sorry to hear that.