What Can Ruin Your Day?

[TROOPS]

For me, taking a dump and having the water splash up as you push out the first log.

Also, you're about to bust a gut so you run to a public toilet only to find the door locked. And just when it is now vacant, you run to toilet, unzip your pants and sit very quickly only to have your cock rub up against the dirty porcelain. Those damn "U" shaped toilet seats.

What ruins your day?

 

[papasmerf]

no paper comes to mind

but beyond that few things can upset my apple cart

 

[Al Bumin]

Driving 45 minutes to buy an important item then searching your wallet when you get there and realizing you forgot it in the other jacket.

 

[TROOPS]

no paper comes to mind

but beyond that few things can upset my apple cart

this happend to me once in a public washroom.....no toilet paper. So i took off both my socks and wiped my ass with it.

 

[papasmerf]

this happend to me once in a public washroom.....no toilet paper. So i took off both my socks and wiped my ass with it.

guy in the stall next to me gave me his shirt

worked out but pissed me off

 

[TROOPS]

guy in the stall next to me gave me his shirt

worked out but pissed me off

I asked the guy in the next stall and he refused to give me any paper unless i gave him homo favors. I said fine.............you can lick my ass clean i told him.

 

[papasmerf]

I asked the guy in the next stall and he refused to give me any paper unless i gave him homo favors. I said fine.............you can lick my ass clean i told him.

you maybe thought it was Peace

 

[Senor Gomes]

When she confirms she does Mexican (Greek) then when I am about to she says not today hon.


I tend to cry easily.

 

[-b]

Constipation.....:rofl!:

 

[BEER]

Warm beer.

 

[Admiral]

A rainy day :biggrin2:

 

[muckin]

Clients

 

[Wanker]

Listening to kids screaming at their parents.

 

[RAWD]

Packed and loaded for a week of golf only to wake up with a sore back and no one to work out the knots

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Lack of Manners/Rudeness

I know I shouldn't let it bother me but it does, as in my opinion there is absolutely no excuse for this kind of behaviour and the world is a much kinder, gentler place with it. Being pleasant usually always brings a smile to someone's face, unless of course they're determined to be miserable.

 

[Dan]

Showering, shaving, cologne, body spray,throwing on some nice duds, getting into the car for my hot date and then it hits me. The feeling of having to shit, dammit happens all the time!

 

[Scrooge]

Paying for someone else's dinner bill and not getting the dill wet.

 

[Super Dave]

A bad apple.


Get it?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Endless meetings to discuss this and that and never really making and decisions.

 

[oldguyzer]

Reading pointless threads on HUBGFE