What do you have to brag about today?.

[George Costanza]

I can still shoot twice in one hour.

 

[God]

I never sin.

 

[Transient]

I didn't brag today! ancing:

 

[papasmerf]

I can still do no handed push ups.

 

[Charcoal]

I can chew gum and walk :-Cool/"

 

[Wino]

Still alive.

 

[oldguyzer]

I survived another day.

 

[Wanker]

I keep wanking it everyday with one hand behind my back.

 

[VivaLV]

Lost 1 lb in 2 days.

 

[Louis XIV]

I can still drive 4inch framing spikes into concrete in a single shot, using only the head of my erect penis.

 

[Leo]

I can still drive 4inch framing spikes into concrete in a single shot, using only the head of my erect penis.

Show off :shout:

 

[papasmerf]

Show off :shout:

Show off my ass.............he drives one ever ten days...........at that rate he will never finish building my garage.

 

[Leo]

Show off my ass.............he drives one ever ten days...........at that rate he will never finish building my garage.

:biggrin2:

Stop paying minimum wage. You get what you pay for.

 

[papasmerf]

:biggrin2:

Stop paying minimum wage. You get what you pay for.

at 8 seconds of work every ten days he is being over paid

 

[User-E]

This is probably the reason cavemen invented tools - to preserve their penises.

 

[papasmerf]

This is probably the reason cavemen invented tools - to preserve their penises.

and separate rooms with doors to preserve their sanity

 

[anon1]

I didn't vote for Harper! :shout:

 

[peace]

got an amazing hug....

 

[LarryB]

Free dinner tonight.

 

[Orfus]

Has bragging rights.