What does alcohol make you think you are?

[peace]

a sexy hugger

 

[HOF]

Alcohol turns me into Rick James "Bitch"

Alcohol turns me into Rick James "Bitch"

 

[HOF]

When I have alcohol, I have Tiger Blood and I'm winning! Until the next morning!

 

[HOF]

You know I go out for a few drinks with the boys and

You know I go out for a few drinks with the boys and

the friggin dickheads conference call me at 4 in the morning



Mel, for christ sakes, stfu I've got my dick in Oksana's dark hole, and Alec, Kim told me she cut you loose because you couldn't see your toes anymore. Alec did Kim ever stick her tongue up your ass? If not, too bad it's up mine right now! Christian, you New Zealand seal shagger, when your honey gets home give her a big kiss and tell us how Oksana's ass and my jizz were! Then "Kindergarden Commando" comes in! STFU, I'll give you a break because you married the wicked Witch of the East, Maria Shriver did she fly in on a broomstick yelling Kennedy landing I'm gonna crash!

Now, Maria feel free to send Katherine over for a visit she's 20 and I'd like to pump her up! Arnie, you to go play governor of never neverland. Kim, Ireland can visit but not partake in the adventures until she's 18, then I show her how you and Alec made her!

Ok, I need another drink, before I have to deal these boneheads calling again!


ps. This is just my sarcastic sense of humour!

 

[BEER]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up
and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible. .

 

[BEER]

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...







Never mind.

 

[-b]

Sane......
And Still an Escort....:rofl!:

 

[a 1 player]

It doesn't make me think I'm anything. It does however severely lower my standards.

 

[The Options Menu]

It doesn't make me think I'm anything. It does however severely lower my standards.

That's a dangerous one... My standards don't get higher, but I always make a point of taking a second look and having a second thought... There's shame, and than there's then there's wishing you were blind and friends mocking you for the rest of your life SHAME. LOL!

 

[a 1 player]

There's shame, and than there's then there's wishing you were blind and friends mocking you for the rest of your life SHAME. LOL!

Surprisingly I'm okay with that.

 

[HOF]

I'M A ROCKSTAR WITH NO LESS THAN FOUR HOOCHIE GROUPIES IN MY BED!

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[HOF]

When I'm drunk, I think that having an escalade, mansion and leg-lengthening surgery in Germany will make me popular with the women in Toronto!







But,
Then,

I remember that's cute/balds & short/balds nonsense!


The ladies enjoy my company because I'm the most entertaining and interesting man on HUBGFE!



They like my posterior and red gitch!

LMAO​

 

[a 1 player]

The ladies enjoy my company because I'm the most entertaining and interesting man on HUBGFE!


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My profile picture suggests differently.

 

[Sharky]

Old

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhY4nMAF6sQ17zP51s

 

[BEER]

 

[Faphard]

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

A good dancer :neutral: :drunk:.

A Big Rowdy Rambunctious Lion.....it is either a medicine, or a poison...........depending on how it is used.