What funny stuff can you share that happened to you during hobbying.

[King Kong]

I don't review because I only see sp that are well reviewed and do not have much too add. Yes I am a cheap muncher.

But there are some funny scenes that have happened during my years pooning. Wondering if any of you have funny or not so funny cases of oops.

One sp told me that I can come on her tits but it ended on her hair. She was pissed.

Another time I opened the washroom door and one ugly dude was taking a piss.

You have any stories to share?.

 

[Bubba]

I've broken a few soap dispensers in my lifetime. So Now I keep one leg on the outside tub with the other firmly planted on the tub. Turn faucet on, soap in one hand but sometimes shampoo not sure what they have in there. Wash dickhead them I am out of there. Why bother taking a full shower when all they want is your cock clean.

 

[peace]

but Reverse insists on hobbyists/poonies to clean/wash their butts. :biggrin:

 

[Sharethereefer]

This should be a fun thread. I once went to the wrong location but ended up with a hot one. Just my lucky stars.

 

[smash]

Well :blush:I broke rule #36422 under section 12 of the hobbyist code of ethics.... I cut one on the massage table jus before the mpa came in.
So I went to see my go-to mpa and she as always leads me to a room in the back and then leaves. I undressed and layed stomach down on the table waiting for her return. 5, 10 min pass and now I'm feeling the urge to release some pent up gas so I cut one in hopes that she's quite busy still and I will have time to fan the aroma away from the table area. Of course it doesn't happen that way cus 2sec after the passage she walks in. I jus played like nothing happened and she didn't say anything but realistically she had to ov walked straight into it dead on since she stands right beside my butt.

 

[God]

Well :blush:I broke rule #36422 under section 12 of the hobbyist code of ethics.... I cut one on the massage table jus before the mpa came in.
So I went to see my go-to mpa and she as always leads me to a room in the back and then leaves. I undressed and layed stomach down on the table waiting for her return. 5, 10 min pass and now I'm feeling the urge to release some pent up gas so cut one in hopes that she's quite busy and I will have time to fan the aroma away from the table area. Of course it doesn't happen that way cus 2sec after the passage she walks in. I jus played like nothing happened and she didn't say anything but realistically she had to ov walked straight into it dead on since she stands right beside my butt.

LMAO :banghead:

 

[koreanenvy]

Nasty!

Well :blush:I broke rule #36422 under section 12 of the hobbyist code of ethics.... I cut one on the massage table jus before the mpa came in.
So I went to see my go-to mpa and she as always leads me to a room in the back and then leaves. I undressed and layed stomach down on the table waiting for her return. 5, 10 min pass and now I'm feeling the urge to release some pent up gas so cut one in hopes that she's quite busy and I will have time to fan the aroma away from the table area. Of course it doesn't happen that way cus 2sec after the passage she walks in. I jus played like nothing happened and she didn't say anything but realistically she had to ov walked straight into it dead on since she stands right beside my butt.

 

[BiteTheDust]

During doggie Iit went into the wrong hole. Yikes, no more sex after that.

 

[train]

I was having a shower in a boutique hotel around 6.45 in prep for a 7 pm appointment with a gorgeous sophisticatel Montreal SP. This place was nice and it had a huge marble tiled bathroom complete with the large glass enclosed "orgy size" shower which faced in a visual straight line out the bathroom door to the room door.

I had a good lather worked up when I hear this loud knock and think " Oh shit she's 10 minutes early". I walk out of the shower and reach to get a towel.. slip on the marble, miss the towel .....and fall flat on my ass. It must have been only a couple of seconds but here I am lying bare-assed and spread-eagle on my back with shampoo in my hair. I then hear the lock being engaged and in comes the maid to turn down the bed and give me my complimentary bottled water.

We both look at each other in semi shock ( truthfully I have the better excuse since I had given the back of my head a little thump). I can't imagine what she thinks I'm doing there at that moment. Not sure how long it was before she recovers, drops the plastic bottle on the carpet mutters something in french and rushes out of the room.

 

[Caesarsalad]

Does doing daty when it is dark then go to the john and your face is full of blood counts :sorry:

 

[Ang]

Does doing daty when it is dark then go to the john and your face is full of blood counts :sorry:

Fuck CS, did ya have to, I was just eating my lunch!! :beurk:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Does doing daty when it is dark then go to the john and your face is full of blood counts :sorry:

RED WINGS!!!!!

 

[Madman]

I once drove to the wrong hotel. When given the room number I go up, knock on the door and a little old lady opened the door. I was about to tell her she is nothing like what I was advertised and just before I opened my mouth she told me I must have the wrong room. Thank GOD!