Made with Love

What if sex didn't feel so good.

HOF would still do it.

Candyman, are you saying sex is supposed to feel good? Well I knew I was doing it wrong then.
 
Like anything, tickle it under the chin, give it a few strokes and a pat or two, and it'll react.
 
Do not eat the ice cream
Mister Softee made it

EWE, I hate sprinkles! You're starting to PISS ME OFF with your ATTACK ADS!!

Now let me set the record straight!

Mr. Softie special of the day. Buy one and get the second at half price. Show me your tits and it's free (ladies only)
 
alot of us Ladys would not have a job .. lol the dirty sluts we are
 
I love sprinkles.

Sprinkes get stuck between your teeth like Tranny's and Papa's little pecker would!

NOW, my stethoscope is getting cold and nothing feels worse than a cold stethoscope against your skin.
 
Sprinkes get stuck between your teeth like Tranny's and Papa's little pecker would!

NOW, my stethoscope is getting cold and nothing feels worse than a cold stethoscope against your skin.


Come near me with that stethoscope and I promise you will pull back a stump.

I want my boots and umbrella!
 
And they'd still find a way to blame men about how bad it is.

























I may have crossed a line there......NO WAIT!


















Yup, most definately....
 
How would the population handle it?.

Or worse, what if sex were like in the animal kingdom where a male preying mantis or a male black widow spider get eaten by the female after doing it!?! You can only do it once, and it had better be good!
 
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