What is the closest you've ever come to death?.

[Mosquito]

I remember this one.

 

[STU700]

My Mom almost beat me to death when I sold her watch to buy baseball cards when I was 12.

 

[Guido]

It was today when Spain scored the tying goal. I jumped up screaming, tripped over the coffee table and land flat on my face on the floor. I think I should sue somebody, anybody??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I thought I was going to die when I saw my first escort. I only passed out though.

 

[DeePPurple]

Ex wife catching me masturbating. After she said, why i am not enough.




I said YES. You don't want to know what went flying to my head.

 

[a 1 player]

I once got beaten into a coma for two days.
Had a knife held against my throat
Came nose to nose with a bear in the forest
Had a heart attack

That is four too many for my liking.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Ex wife catching me masturbating. After she said, why i am not enough.

The appropriate reply to her question is "Every now and again I enjoy having sex with someone I like."

 

[PussyScientist]

The appropriate reply to her question is "Every now and again I enjoy having sex with someone I like."

LMAO :LMAO:

 

[Blue]

I once got beaten into a coma for two days.
Had a knife held against my throat
Came nose to nose with a bear in the forest
Had a heart attack

That is four too many for my liking.

Dude you are cat.


Drink lots of milk :blush2:

 

[HOF]

Ex wife catching me masturbating. After she said, why i am not enough.




I said YES. You don't want to know what went flying to my head.

You should have told her that you did the hard work and she should have finished the job!

 

[tboy]

i dunno that that ride is scary, the only thing i thought was that's a barf machine......

closest thing was when 3 guys were putting the boots while i lay semi-conscious on the ground and when i hit a telephone pole on my motorcycle doing 50 mph....

 

[Madman]

Some of you boys have had close encounters of the worse kind for sure.

 

[-b]

Suicide attempt after my sisters murder
Child Birth ....could not have anymore kids....found out
I am a bleeder....when it comes to operations....
Also something happened that I can not say, was very close to it......
I do not fear death, never did.......

 

[RAWD]

Almost drowned in an open water dive in Cuba about 12 years ago. Current dragged me way off the dive site.

Almost took a golf ball to the head yesterday. Buddy bought me a beer. It was all good.

 

[TINY]

I stopped drinking pop.

 

[LickingGravity]

1. Open heart surgery to replace aortic valve 8 years ago;
2. Session with Emmanuelle in Montreal about a year ago.

 

[Miner]

1. Open heart surgery to replace aortic valve 8 years ago;
2. Session with Emmanuelle in Montreal about a year ago.

Better off to die with number two with a smile.

 

[HOF]

I was married once.