What made you horny today?

[Bubba]

Having a business lunch and this hot looking waitress showing big time cleavage made me pop a boner.

You?.

 

[amber-jade]

waking up

 

[RAWD]

waking up

+1

I must have been dreaming about camping cuz I was pitching a serious tent!

 

[blissful]

Sunday Evening with Parker@Cupids. I think I am going be like this for sometime really, honestly:666::666: My shower head will break soon

 

[Raiden]

I went for a walk today. There was a nice little breeze and I accidentally left my fly open. You all know the result, SHWING!!:great:

 

[iceman_dci]

Thinking about my special someone and then texting her to let her know that I was horny because I was thinking of her

 

[Cycleguy007]

Oddball's Hula Girl sig pic!!

[video]https://funnyvideossite.com/video/4SD532GR7G48/Naked-hula-hoop [/video]

 

[Blank_Dave]

Welbutrin. Ok, it didn't make me horny, but it certainly helped.

 

[Hugojoe]

Anyone drive or walk through the U of T campuses lately :grrrrrr:

 

[Raiden]

Alrighty then, it's time to go for a walk and get another BBWJ.

 

[Ang]

Watching my wife this morning in the shower through the glass doors..........and I was sitting on the can:gasp:

 

[Jawbone]

Watching my wife this morning in the shower through the glass doors..........and I was sitting on the can:gasp:

Something about the visual you just presented to us stinks!:beurk:

 

[Cycleguy007]

Watching my wife this morning in the shower through the glass doors..........and I was sitting on the can:gasp:

Something about the visual you just presented to us stinks!:beurk:

Agreed!!!

Unless you are this girl:

That is a visual we just don't need! :na:

 

[Ang]

Boy....I just gave you a visual of my wife all soaped up in the shower and all you can think of is me.......wow thanks guys I feel honoured!!..............:he:

Maybe you need a pic or 2:neutral:

 

[Ang]

You really have to work on your narrative...

 

[Cycleguy007]

Boy....I just gave you a visual of my wife all soaped up in the shower and all you can think of is me.......wow thanks guys I feel honoured!!..............:he:

Maybe you need a pic or 2:neutral:

Has something to do with "shock" value...

The lovely and intoxicating imagery of your wife pleasuring herself in the shower was overpowered by the disgusting imagery of you pinching a loaf! :grrrrrr:

 

[Ang]

Has something to do with "shock" value...

The lovely and intoxicating imagery of your wife pleasuring herself in the shower was overpowered by the disgusting imagery of you pinching a loaf! :grrrrrr:

Who said anything about that?.....maybe I was just sitting on the can to watch her...uh uh?

 

[Ang]

Ok, one more time...

SEXY!

NOT SEXY!

ANY QUESTIONS?

Just one...aren't you a little embarassed to post your pic on here??:arf:

 

[Cycleguy007]

Who said anything about that?.....maybe I was just sitting on the can to watch her...uh uh?

Well next time do something MORE productive like grabbing the f*&$ing camera and snap some pics for your HUBGFE buddies ok!? :great:

 

[Ang]

Well next time do something MORE productive like grabbing the f*&$ing camera and snap some pics for your HUBGFE buddies ok!? :great:

LOL...nice try..... I have a vid of her doing a complete brazilian shave in the shower....still haven't seen that one have ya CG?:bad: