What not to do.

[Insertion]

Never fart with a lit match close to your hairy ass, it's a horrible burning smell that no one should be exposed too,.

 

[Analme]

When siphonng gas from your neighbors gas tank make sure you don't keep your mouth on the hose and drink the gas. It is very important to know when to pull the hose away from your mouth before it blows it's load!!!!!:shock:

 

[George Costanza]

Never sleep with your ex.

 

[Jerkthis]

Never jump into a lion's den at feeding time, any other time go right ahead it's perfectly safe.

 

[Analme]

Never jump into a lion's den at feeding time, any other time go right ahead it's perfectly safe.

Thanks I am going to the zoo tomorrow and I will give it a try. I've always wanted to pet a lion.

Never listen to advice given to you by a stranger on the net.

 

[-b]

Never sit on the toilet seat after he is done, look first.

Never tell her she is a so so cook.:whip:

 

[Raiden]

Always keep your eyes on your bag when shaving ones balls.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Girls, never let yourselves talked into doing this.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Pull my finger

 

[a 1 player]

Girls, never let yourselves talked into doing this.

Doesn't every woman do that?

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Doesn't every woman do that?

She is in a very sexy vulnerable position, yum.

 

[PussyScientist]

Never bother a dog when he is eating.

 

[Jawbone]

Never bother a dog when he is eating.

really?