What Phrases makes no sense/ you are tired of hearing it/ Piss you off?.

[Butch]

I heard it with my own ears.

I saw it with my own eyes.

 

[Bubba]

Let me tell you something

 

[Coxwell]

"Life's too short."

WTF, it's a goddamned lifetime! :whip:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

"everything happens for a reason''

Drives me nuts and is only said by people who experience a positive outcome from a dilemma.

 

[a 1 player]

'I have to take a shit'


Really??? I have to leave one.

 

[SillyGirl]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

Bullshit. Sometimes it just makes you wish it had killed you.

 

[Macho Man]

Break a leg.

Give me a fucking breaK.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

"I'll burn that bridge once I get to it."
I say it all the time.

 

[MUSE]

"It is what it is"

Ugh! Fuck that! If ur saying that, "it" is bullshit! Hahaha

 

[Boing]

Don't worry about it they are just kids :bomb:

 

[Baron]

Life is a bitch then you die.

 

[tboy]

"It is what it is"

Ugh! Fuck that! If ur saying that, "it" is bullshit! Hahaha

Actually, I use that a lot to describe something my customers complain about. For eg: they hire me to put a new vanity in their bathroom and install a new faucet. We then find out their old POS faucet was leaking and rotted out the floor boards meaning they have to be replaced at an additional cost. Then they bitch about the added expense and I say "it is what it is, either way, they have to be replaced"

One phrase that REALLY bugged the shit outta me but haven't heard it for a while is: Touch base......wtf? you want to touch my base? It seemed everyone in the office was saying "I have to touch base with...." and all I thought was: you couldn't say "you have to talk to _____"???? jesus it drove me nuts......

 

[Macho Man]

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home :biggrin:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Here's something that I'm gonna point out.
Over use and devaluation of words and phrases.
A) LEGENDARY- I am not particularly fond of Mars Bars. Look up the word LEGENDARY and tell me how you make a fucking candy bars taste "Legendary"
B) HERO. - Joe Kittinger - hero. Audie Murphy - hero Hulk Hogan and all the wrestling "heroes" Over inflated steroid fueled dirtbags who were probably high school bullies.
Add your own.

 

[Slick]

The early bird gets the worm.

 

[BEER]

Love is blind :dontknow:

 

[-b]

Suck my dick.....

Why would anybody want to do that...Why in an argument would you say that....Ok
Suck my Dick.... What, you are to get on your knees....to a stranger and suck it...what the hell.....
Shit just saying it....you don't hear women saying to each other Eat me out when arguing....
What, by saying that you win.....
Also what is it with guys saying it to each other.....So if you both say it at the same time you
both 69.....:dontknow: So what, you drop your pants during an argument.....Do you drop them where you
are arguing....Not sure everybody would want to see 2 guys sucking each others dick on the sidewalk...or
even a woman sucking.....

Now to hear a woman say it...Suck my Dick....What, she has a dildo with her......for the other person to suck...Does it come in different sizes......maybe different colours.....Is it eatable.....
Hmmmm.....:sorry:

 

[Madman]

If you can dream it you can do it.

I have a manager that uses this stupid phrase all the time. I told him I had a dream he quit and they put his pay on my cheque from now on! LMAO his expression was priceless.

 

[tboy]

lol that's a good one madman....

With Ms Houston's passing I have another that bugs the shit outta me:

RIP

WTF is rip? Rest in peace? Resting? seriously? they are WORM FOOD no one is resting, they're dead. Brain activity has left the building. They are meat. Cellular activity has ceased and finally, RIP reminds me of those old black and white westerns where the good guy hides out on boot hill and all the old wooden grave markers have R.I.P. carved into a dried up old board.....lol....

 

[Curly]

May God be with you :bomb: