What things they say are sexy but are not really sexy to you?.

[McGuinty]

Here are a few, then you may post yours.

 

[Signingin]

When she wakes me up for sex at 3 am. Come on, there is a limit to everything.

 

[Falconero]

So uncomfortable.

 

[bolt.upright]

 

[ERecTile]

While going down on a viet MPA who's command of the English language wasn't quite good. She exclaimed: "ooh, you make me feel things I never felt before". It sounded so corny, but she tried so hard to sound earnest....I never had the heart to tell her that I almost burst out laughing and in fact lost wood!

 

[DannyDeVito]

Doing it on a water bed.

What were they thinking by creating this travesty?.

 

[Luscious_Leah]

I agree with the water bed thing. How can you get a good stroke going while you're drowning in a fake pool. Very uncomfortable

Also, g-strings. I just don't get it. I love bikini thongs and hipster/booty shorts though!!

 

[ReservoirDog]

Leather pants. Never figured that one out.

 

[God]

Walking around with a woman half your age.

 

[bolt.upright]

Walking around with a woman half your age.

How about 5/8's your age? I enjoy that quite a bit.

 

[Al Bumin]

Sucking on toes. Who the hell came up with that one :don'twantto-see:/

 

[ReaganAdams]

Sex in saunas/hot tubs. Also, I second the pools nomination.

 

[Signingin]

Sex on swings.

 

[NatashaSummers]

Sucking on toes. Who the hell came up with that one :don'twantto-see:/

I agree. Feet in general.