What wakes you up in the morning?

[Mafioso]

Besides your alarm? I've been noticing that, lately, my neighborhood has been more noisy than it ever has been before. In particular, my townhouse development I live in where we are all pretty much next to each other. Sometimes starting as early as 5am, I hear the following noises pretty loud for at least 2-3 hours... thus making it hard to sleep:

-Newspaper deliver guy's car at 5am
-Neighbor's loud truck across the way at 5:45am as he comes home from working late shift
-Next door neighbor opening his garage door and leaving at 6:30am
-Neighbor on other side, for some reason, likes to slam her doors while leaving for work at 7am like she's pissed off at the world
-7:08am and 7:48am there is a train that is in the neighborhood that now comes by
-7:30am all the high school kids of my neighbors leaving the area, seems like they car pool and make noise
-7:50am neighbors are taking their kids to the bus stop. By this time, I'm up anyway so I do my thing
-I've also been noticing more critters outside making noises, such as squirrels on the roof of my house or damn birds (mainly crows or geese) making more noise in general outside

Most of these noises are gone or I don't hear them as often if I sleep in my living room heh

 

[SOB]

Nothing I live in a good neighborhood.

 

[Curly]

I couldn't sleep and thought to check the board. Guys why are you up this late at night?.

 

[Valid]

Isn't this a normal morning in the suburbs?.

 

[Casa_Nova]

If my alarm doesn't go off, I am not waking up

 

[Transient]

The starts patrolling around 4:45. If she here the slightest movement, she coming in and starts "talking" to get me out of bed. I can tell her "not yet" and she goes away for 10 minutes, like a snooze button. Otherwise, I have an alarm set for 5.

 

[Madman]

My internal clock works like a "clock." Before I lay down I think of what time I have to wake up and bingo, usually a couple of minutes before the intended time I'm up.

The problem is breakfast is always a battle and the iron is cold!

 

[User-E]

The need to pee usually wakes me up in the morning.

 

[Wanker]

The need to pee usually wakes me up in the morning.

;/Waving://

And pooh :blush2:

 

[ConquerorRyan]

My erection wakes me up in the morning! It's basically telling me that I haven't played with him in about 6-8 hours lol.

Also, there's a small field across the street from my house, and every so often, there's this jackass doing donuts on the gravel surface. This is around 2 or 3 in the morning too. I feel like going outside and throw rocks at him.

As for my alarm waking me up. I'm creepy in the way that a lot of the time, I wake up suddenly, like 1 or 2 minutes before my alarm would go off. It's uncanny

 

[User-E]

My erection wakes me up in the morning! It's basically telling me that I haven't played with him in about 6-8 hours lol.

How do you handle the situation when you wake up Ryan? :wink2:

 

[ConquerorRyan]

How do you handle the situation when you wake up Ryan? :wink2:

I *handle* it with a vice grip lol

 

[SillyGirl]

As for my alarm waking me up. I'm creepy in the way that a lot of the time, I wake up suddenly, like 1 or 2 minutes before my alarm would go off. It's uncanny

Hey, me too! It's weird.

If I don't have an alarm set, the cat wakes me up. Meow, meow, meeeooowwwwww, meeeeeeoooowwwww, MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW....it's not cute, it's demanding and rude. It annoys me, but I try to just be glad he's not fucking the bathmat.

 

[Butch]

My dog wakes me up between 6:30 and 7 am, no later or earlier for his morning breakie.

Stubborn thing.

 

[A B S]

I am with CR.

Hard on.

 

[Martin]

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

If it isn't for the sake of Loving, I wake up to eat and/or relax.....maybe wander off like a Lion in the Jungle..

 

[cristycurves]

One of my dogs has recently gone blind, ( a condition known as sards) she now has a habit of waking up at 430-5am-and if I don't get up she'll pee pee on my floors.Then she wants to be fed. What can I say, my dogs rule me, lol.