What was I thinking? Embarrassing, crappy dates.

[blackram]

I was thinking how about a repository of bad memories of dates? There's a lot of stories we can tell, but we can't tell our grandchildren about these stories, so might as well tell each other. :search2:

 

[blackram]

About 15-20 years ago, I met with a "bored housewife" who worked out of the Lincoln Fields area (not related to any of the current girls advertising from that area). Very volatile personality, I think if you said anything slightly wrong on the phone, she'd tell you to fuck off and hang up on you. That should have been enough for me to know to stay away, but I was young and stupid back then. So after many weeks of trying, I finally made an appointment with her, without saying anything wrong to her on the phone and met with her. She was relatively okay during the session, still a little grumpy, so I stayed on my best behaviour. She gave me her set of restrictions, but I already knew they change their minds once I go down on them. So I did, and lots and lots of moaning and groaning later, we ended up having a great time. When the session was over, as we were about to say goodbye, I complimented her and said I had a great time. She replied that she just had an okay time! So I got a bit annoyed, and sarcastically said, "oh, it was only an okay time, was it?" :wink2: She lost her temper and told me to dress and get out! So I left satisfied, and wise enough to know I'll never go see her ever again.

I would see her ads in the paper, and avoid them from that point onwards. After awhile I noticed that those ads had stopped appearing. My guess was that other guys had found out about her personality, and avoided her too. So her business must've dried up.

Well, a few years later, I made an appointment with somebody new, and it was also near the Lincoln Fields area, but a totally different apartment complex, and the name of the girl was different. So I figured it was somebody else, so it was safe to try it out. When I got to this new girl's place, and saw her, this girl looked totally different (different hairstyle, etc.), so I was none-the-wiser. When she saw me, she told me that she recognized me. I couldn't figure out who she could be at all! She kept pointing towards the direction of the other apartments, but that didn't clue me in either, since she wasn't showing me the buildings through a window or anything, just pointing in the middle of the room somewhere. I just shrugged and went through with it, still no idea who she was. This girl not only looked different, she acted different, much nicer, calmer -- so even after being told that she knew me from before, I still had no clue who she was. :search2:This session was a so-so forgettable session, so again, no comparisons could be made between their styles that would clue me in. Nicer girl, more boring fuck -- totally different.

And you know, I still didn't put two & two together until just this past year, when I was just randomly playing the session back in my head, daydreaming! It all became clear to me just in a single minute, that the two girls were the same girl! It was funny that the girl remembered me completely, so I must've made an impression on her that first time, even though she said, "it was just okay". :wink2: Later, I figured she must've gone and gotten psychological help in the intervening time, and was given some bi-polarity meds or something. That hothead psycho fucked a lot better than the cool & calm one! So our second session was barely memorable -- she was too calm.

The ironic thing is that I spent most of the rest of my life avoiding these types of psycho bitches, and I ended up marrying one! Mine did it the opposite way, she seemed all normal before we got married, and then literally one day after we got married she went into psycho mode! :Crying/:

 

[Skinflute]

Interesting story. I guessed the ending about the meds. In an effort to prevent anyone from cutting of your nuts, I would suggest deleting this confession. If you are still thinking inviting new members to the group, I would also like to see the slate wiped clean by deleting ALL our past conversations from this group.

 

[blackram]

Hey, don't worry about it, I got the mod power on this forum, I can delete everything if I want. But we can talk freely until new members come in. :wink2:

 

[Skinflute]

GREAT!!.....Sorry to be a stick in the mud........call me paranoid.

 

[mmad]

Great read Blackram, I enjoyed. I honestly can't identify and crappy or special sessions I've ever had. I'll think on it :unknw:

 

[Skinflute]

I appreciate your open and candid post. Please be careful not to hang your self by the family jewels.

 

[mmad]

OK, one came to mind but after reading blackram's, not much in the way of crappy but I thought it was at the time.

This goes back at least a year, probably more like 18 months. It was a Sunday and I really needed a massage! Opted for Oasis as it was close and I gave them a call. Janet was the only one working and I didn't have a clue who she was. Well, I got there and what a let-down. She was older (she advertises now as mature!! haha) a bit on the heavy side and an attitude that sucked. Although I was planning on an hour, I changed it to 30 minutes after meeting her and I'm glad I did. She didn't do more than a 2 minute back massage and asked what I wanted. I thought "fuck this" and said "just a massage please". I let her glide her hands around my back for 30 minutes, gave her a $10 tip and bolted. I figured she'd never remember me if I ran into her again... wrong!

As it turned out, there was someone at Oasis the following week I really wanted to see (must have left an impression as I don't remember who it was!). I made an appointment and figured my chances of running into Janet were slim. Yea, right. After meeting my MA, guess who I see in the hallway! I think she said something to the girl I was seeing but she didn't say a thing to me. I had a good massage and hj and left her a larger than normal tip, just so she could rub it in Janet's face... hopefully she did.

I think that was the last time I was at Oasis !! I suspect Janet must be a friend or relative of Alexxandra because I can't see her being around that long otherwise. Anyways, sure hasn't stopped me visiting their Carling location.... always someone interesting there. I still have to see Alexxandra one day. I'll have more variety after Mai heads off to China next week. :Crying2:

Not much of a story but the best I could come up with.

 

[Skinflute]

Now MMAD take it easy, I know you will miss Mia. I am sure you find someone who may exceed Mia skills. Meanwhile, go see Kelly on Cambridge for a hard massage, she almost brought to tears.

I only remember Sherry at Michelle's on Donald. She was so straight I gave her a $20.00 for a HJ. Not willing to do anything else.:Crying2:
I see Michelle's has new talent by the name of Maria who works on Sundays and Mondays. I also have a blimp on my radar for Chanel (blonde, owner) at Blue Ivy. I need to go to Costco soon!!:biggrin2:

 

[blackram]

I know Janet, my condolences! I avoid her, although she's been very civil to me whenever I see her. But yeah, she's just not my type. As for whether she's a relative of Alexxandra's, I suspected the exact same thing. That is a real horror story, mmad.