What women would do if they had a penis for a day?

[El Fantasma]

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......
Anyone have any more?

 

[forestgrumpy]

Don't know think this is a question for women to answer.

 

[Harry Pitts]

What women would do if they had a penis for a day?

Give it back, they don't need the headache.

 

[SillyGirl]

I'd also write my name in the snow. You guys have no idea how lucky you are to be able to pee outside without worrying about getting your feet wet.

I would also throw my dirty clothes on the floor, next to the laundry hamper. I would then congratulate myself for getting them in the right general area.

I'd have to Dutch Oven someone, just to see why you all think it's so funny.

 

[Hammer]

I'd also write my name in the snow. You guys have no idea how lucky you are to be able to pee outside without worrying about getting your feet wet.

I would also throw my dirty clothes on the floor, next to the laundry hamper. I would then congratulate myself for getting them in the right general area.

I'd have to Dutch Oven someone, just to see why you all think it's so funny.

LOL you forgot to add throwing socks nicely curled and tied in knots.

 

[smylee52]

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Feel what it is like to not be able to fake an orgasm

 

[GDLLover]

Go out to a singles bar and strike out.

See 3 SPs and learn what its like to shoot blanks on the last hottie. Gotta hate when it doesn't co-operate with the desire.

Go out and get pulled over for speeding and find out you can't get off showing cleavage.

Ask your boss for a raise and not get it.

 

[olayda]

Parallel park

 

[SillyGirl]

Parallel park

LOLOLOL!!!

I'm the worst parallel parker ever.

 

[frankpost]

Truly appreciate porn on the internet!

 

[smylee52]

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Wipe it off on the curtain after sex

 

[Smooth]

Scratch it while in a crowd of people.

 

[JackassJack]

Go get a good BBBJ with CIM to understand why men are so addicted to it

 

[ChaosTheory]

In reality, they probably would chop it off and grind it up in the garbage disposal saying "How in the hell do men live with those things!!"

 

[RayFinkel]

Pee in the sink.

 

[Iambad]

Pee in the sink.

Nice....

 

[love exotics]

Pee in the sink.

........ and I thought I was the only one

 

[SillyGirl]

I wouldn't pee in the sink. I'm just gonna believe you guys are kidding about that.

I would drive to a place I'd never been before, and have no trouble at all finding my way around. That must be awesome.

I would also drive around store parking lots forever looking for a closer spot, even on a nice day when it would've been faster to just park further away and walk.

When driving in the left lane, I would aggressively tailgate anyone in my way, even if the right lane was completely empty and I could easily just go around on the right. I'd also flash the lights and try to look menacing.

 

[GDLLover]

I wouldn't pee in the sink. I'm just gonna believe you guys are kidding about that.

...

They took that from a Two And A Half Men episode with Jake. Mind you if you got the angle just right it is possible. Cleanup on aisle 3!

 

[SillyGirl]

They took that from a Two And A Half Men episode with Jake. Mind you if you got the angle just right it is possible. Cleanup on aisle 3!

Exactly why a woman would never do it.

Please don't explain how it is you know that about the angle.