What would you love to tell your client/customer but you can't.

[Prick]

Sonny, fuck off you are annoying and don't need your business.

Fuck, I can't say that even though I want to. They do pay my bills.

 

[50cents]

Those that give a 5% tip. Keep it, you need it more than I do.

 

[LarryB]

Go shop elsewhere.

 

[Beached]

Thanks for the endless entertainment. Your fucktardery is over the top amusement. Now hand over the cash and get the fuck out.

 

[Martin]

Get rid of that wig.

 

[Prick]

You bunch of wankers. Too pussy like to be honest?

 

[The Voice]

Oh. My. God. Just kill me now.

 

[LadyJacklyn]

I think the main one you'd hear from most of us ladies is, "The mouthwash in the bathroom next to the disposable cups is there for you to use".
Even if you think you're fresh, you're probably not. Just use it and watch your mileage soar.

Not that I have ever had that problem, of course :whistling:

 

[ReservoirDog]

Do you have to be such an asshole?.

 

[Martin]

I don't need you.

 

[demien3k5]

Just keep talking. All I hear is the ringing of the cash register each and every time you tell me you know better.

 

[TFZL1]

Well, since I work contract, my employer is actually my client. So, I don’t really need to tell them, give me more work or I’ll have to charge you more.

 

[Sexualsick]

Bite me asshole.

 

[Agent86]

Why would you ask such a stupid question?.