What would you want your fortune cookie to say?.

[Signingin]

Eat as much as you want, you won't gain an ounce.

 

[DannyDevito]

 

[User-E]

That's a heavy duty profession. People's futures depend on what those cookies say.

 

[BEER]

"You are what you eat, but you still don't look Chinese." Gold.

LOL

 

[Prick]

Party till you flop.

 

[oldguyzer]

For a good time call MadMan at 555-1212

 

[Lorenzo]

She loves you a long time.


















































If you have money.