What would your old mattress say about you?. If mattress could talk.

[DannyDeVito]

He was such a pain.

 

[Wazzap]

Stop scotch taping those Farrah Fawcett posters on your wall.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Glad you learned to stop peeing on me :LMAO:

 

[McGuinty]

Don't grind your teeth.

 

[User-E]

I was worth every penny she paid for me!

:blush2:


:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Transient]

Stop farting in your sleep! (I know you're not asleep!)

 

[Anto]

How dare you insult me.

 

[Prick]

You need a penis enlargement.

 

[A B S]

Change your underwear more often.

 

[TINY]

Scream less when you ejaculate.

 

[User-E]

Scream less when you ejaculate.

You're a screamer?! I had a bf like that years ago. He would scream at the top of his lungs when he orgasmed. Kind of weirded me out actually.

:shout:

 

[Admiral]

Stop lying to these poor girls.

 

[Macho Man]

Change the sheets at least once a week.

 

[Blubber]

You need to lose a lot of weight and in a hurry. You are hurting me.

 

[ThePunisher]

I have so many secrets of you.

 

[Stoner]

Change the sheets at least once a week.

[h=1]Single men swap bed sheets 4 times a year, study suggests[/h]
[h=3]Mattress company survey suggests shocking results for some singles[/h]
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/08/25/bed-sheet-hygiene-survey.html

 

[Siodd]

Single men swap bed sheets 4 times a year, study suggests


Mattress company survey suggests shocking results for some singles


https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/08/25/bed-sheet-hygiene-survey.html

[h=1]Single men swap bed sheets 4 times a year, study suggests[/h]

I do it once a month,

 

[Mariner]

Why are all these different women called Outcall?