What you do if a sexy woman touches you on the escalator?

[Creepy]

 

[Iceangler]

How much for the hour?.

 

[Willy]

Take a breath mint come close to her and say: Are you sure you want to do that?.

 

[User-E]

Call the mall cop.

 

[Slick]

Call the mall cop.

Only if it's a female and also wants to touch you.

 

[Blank_Dave]

A) Question her eye sight, or her mental health.

B) Hope she doesn't fall.

 

[50cents]

A) Question her eye sight, or her mental health.

B) Hope she doesn't fall.

Hmmmmmm

 

[cristycurves]

That was funny If someone does that to you just appreciate the compliment:0

 

[Admiral]

Here, touch the real thing.

Pointing at the lower head.

 

[Blank_Dave]

That was funny If someone does that to you just appreciate the compliment:0

Kinda hard for me to do. I almost immediately think "what's wrong them, or who are they trying to wind up?"

I mean unless someone has a serious Homer Simpson fetish, I am far from the norm for attractive or sexy.