What's a Boner Kill for You?

[TROOPS]

Here's whats a boner kill for me.

When a chick say, hurry up and cum already
A chick with Big Feet
Very short hair on women.(femininity lost) to boyish looking.
When a chix fart smells worse than yours.
When she says i love you....i cringe and point to her and say "right back at ya"
Hairy legs that rub up against your ribs during missionary fuck position....eww
Too many tattoos on chix.....female body is already a work of art, why vandalize it?
A chick who refuses to blow you.
Excessive cottage cheese.(cellulite)
Women you wear too much makeup and looks like crap without makeup in the morning.
Chix with pimples on their ass
Chix who snore.
Smelly pussy
Huge pussy
Banging a chick when she's pregnant.....i'm a afraid i'm gonna poke the baby in the head with my shlong.


So whats a boner kill for you?

 

[TINY]

Not much more to add.

 

[Excel]

When she doesn't hit the big O.

 

[TROOPS]

When she doesn't hit the big O.

That doesn't bother me that much as long as i can cum. It doesn't bother me, because if they can't orgasam then its all psychological on their part. That means she has mental issues. Well i'm using her for her body, not her mind.

 

[BEER]

Alcohol breath :wink2:

 

[TROOPS]

Alcohol breath :wink2:

coming from you beer............what a shocker.:biggrin2:

 

[Prick]

If she asks me to pay the full dinner bill.

 

[superdick]

If she asks me to pay the full dinner bill.

hmmm, a cheap prick

 

[Beef Jerky]

Jays losing 3 in a row and Leafs to MTL tonight.

 

[Casa_Nova]

I think the condom broke :SayWhat?:

 

[Blank_Dave]

QUOE=TROOPS;412191]Here's whats a boner ill for me.

When a chick say, hurry up and cum already[/quote]

Better than "get the fuck off me."

Very short hair on women.(femininity lost) to boyish looking.

Right, you only want to think you're banging a boy when you are banging a boy.

Hairy legs that rub up against your ribs during missionary fuck position....eww

Just tell Peace to shave his legs.

A chick who refuses to blow you.

Follow Reverse's advice and was you balls.

 

[lovelatinas]

Not much more to add.

Yeah, I think he summed it up.

 

[Al Bumin]

When she asks for money.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I get really turned off if I see ugly feet. I hate feet in general but add a bunion, or an ingrown nail and good bye boner.

 

[oldguyzer]

I get really turned off if I see ugly feet. I hate feet in general but add a bunion, or an ingrown nail and good bye boner.

Agree with you there, my masked, caped-crusading friend. Never understood that fetish.

 

[a 1 player]

When she says 'No!'.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

When she says 'No!'.

Welcome back Dude.

 

[socialstrat]

I've had the strange good fortune of primarily linking up with women who are far more attractive than I am. My boners are thus always quite appreciative and not easily killed by trivial things.

 

[Guido]

When she says 'No!'.

or worse, "let's be friends ok" yuk.

 

[Raiden]

Any foul smells kill mine and dirty feet. I always look at the bottom of an SP's feet. If they are dirty I know she didn't shower and good bye boner.

Welcome back a 1!