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what's the furthest you've shot?

Hardcore

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So guys What's the furthest you have shot your cum?

Mine was 3 feet :oops:


Ladies if you have squirted a good distance please feel free to share
 
Were you out on the front lawn playing lawn darts and felt you needed to do something different? LOL "Honey, there's a strange man masturbating on his front lawn and he keeps looking at those round targets from the lawn dart set and squinting his eye and holding his thumb up like he's aiming for it.....call the police!"

:lol: Just kidding man....well no, not really....ok ok ok...I am....kinda
 
Highest ever? Literally from the massage table (standard height) and hit the ceiling.

I didn't know it at the time, but I was getting a tantric massage.

She just smirked after I blew and said that I didn't know I had it in me.
 
Dicks should be handled like firearms. Always point the muzzle AWAY.
 
emotional intelligence said:
The worst is when you've so backed up and you finally shoot, you end up hitting yourself in the face with your own load. :eek:

Nice shot EI! :eek: :lol:
 
olayda said:
Done that :oops:

Although I'm not as gangly pale and ugly as that guy

Yeah plus I've heard from the ladies your pecker isn't that big either!!:lol:
 
hardcore said:
So guys What's the furthest you have shot your cum?

Mine was 3 feet :oops:




About 3 feet for me too!

rubbing dick between my g/f cheeks (that time of month) hit the back of her head. Bullseye. Wow what a shot!
 
Over the headboard and hit the wall , about 3 feet above my horizontal position so calculating angle , velocity and load I would estimate 5 to 6 feet . This was in my early teens , first night back from a one week hockey tournament so the barrel was carrying an optimal load .
 
flora.revel said:
I regularly squirt off the bed, and on the rare occasion I've almost hit the ceiling!

Damn, you can :eek: this I have to see with my own eyes.
 
Beenthere123 said:
Damn, you can :eek: this I have to see with my own eyes.

You've got a good chance of seeing it if you get Jezebel Valentine and myself together! That woman knows what to do with my body to make it happen!!
 
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