What's your routine before having sex?.

[HOF]

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THIS IS HOW MY GIRL PREPARES FOR OUR DATE!

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I brush my teeth, comb my hair, trim my facial hair.

Bliss comes by and clips my toe nails and checks my ass. I'd prefer Reverse for the ass check but she comes and goes like the wind! Sheik is correct skid marks are killers that's why I always wear black underwear. White underwear is a give away!

Ok why am I your groomer....When did that happened.....

As for Reverse ...I miss her and she is too sweet to check that butt of yours....
Ask your Lawyer.....Honeybee....As she landed on her Island yet.....:biggrin2:
Madman never wear white undies....ever....Men dribble sometimes....:LMAO:...

 

[Blank_Dave]

Bliss, instead of using a bidet for MM, just use a fire hose. It's for the best.

 

[Heatwaves76]

1. No wacking off 24 hours before, even earlier if I can help it, but sometimes Porn Hub wins the war.
2. Trim nose and ear hairs and if need be pits. Pluck unibrow area as needed.
3. 3 S's in the morning, plus shave twig and berries
4. De-claw (clip nails) if need be. Nothing worse than finger nail scratching her Vagine or Culo.
5. Put face moisturizer on, you dont want dry skin flakes, duhh! LOL
6. Use Penis pump to make it look like Peter North's. HAHA! Just kidding that one is a joke!
7. Drink healthy amount of water in hours leading to appt.
8. Within about an hour away from appt. have a small piece of dark chocolate. Gives you that boost of energy and doesnt give you coffee breath.
9. Drink some pineapple juice, and make sure that's the last thing you consume before seeing her. Gives your mouth a fresh sweet flava! Oh and it also may help her when it comes to the CIM!
10.Regardless of whether I shower right before I came to appt. When she asks me would you like to shower my answer is always hell yes baby!
11.Mouthwash before and after shower during appt. Before in case you think it will help you. After as a health precaution to kill any germs.

 

[Valentino]

1. No wacking off 24 hours before, even earlier if I can help it, but sometimes Porn Hub wins the war.
2. Trim nose and ear hairs and if need be pits. Pluck unibrow area as needed.
3. 3 S's in the morning, plus shave twig and berries
4. De-claw (clip nails) if need be. Nothing worse than finger nail scratching her Vagine or Culo.
5. Put face moisturizer on, you dont want dry skin flakes, duhh! LOL
6. Use Penis pump to make it look like Peter North's. HAHA! Just kidding that one is a joke!
7. Drink healthy amount of water in hours leading to appt.
8. Within about an hour away from appt. have a small piece of dark chocolate. Gives you that boost of energy and doesnt give you coffee breath.
9. Drink some pineapple juice, and make sure that's the last thing you consume before seeing her. Gives your mouth a fresh sweet flava! Oh and it also may help her when it comes to the CIM!
10.Regardless of whether I shower right before I came to appt. When she asks me would you like to shower my answer is always hell yes baby!
11.Mouthwash before and after shower during appt. Before in case you think it will help you. After as a health precaution to kill any germs.

LOl to the pineapple juice.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I pray that I get past the first minute without an accident in my shorts.