When you talk to yourself.

[Candyman]

Do you answer back or do you ignore yourself?. My inner self refuses to answer back. Do you have the same problem?.

 

[Martin]

I'm not old enough to talk to myself. I think.

 

[Pooldude]

I complain about my job but never get an answer.

 

[Guido]

I never answer back.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Sammy DJ, whenever I see a crazy person ranting at windmills on the sidewalk, I think that their imaginary friend must have died, or someone stole their cellphone, and they can't afford a new one. Ironically, no one wants to listen to someone who talks to everyone who makes eye contact.

I think schizophrenic outpatients who want to avoid capture by the straight jacket police should just wear some ear buds while talking to themselves, and everyone will think they're normal. It doesn't matter if the ear buds are attached to anything, as long as other people can't see the cord dangling in mid air.

 

[Guido]

Sammy DJ, whenever I see a crazy person ranting at windmills on the sidewalk, I think that their imaginary friend must have died, or someone stole their cellphone, and they can't afford a new one. Ironically, no one wants to listen to someone who talks to everyone who makes eye contact.

I think schizophrenic outpatients who want to avoid capture by the straight jacket police should just wear some ear buds while talking to themselves, and everyone will think they're normal. It doesn't matter if the ear buds are attached to anything, as long as other people can't see the cord dangling in mid air.

Happy day to you too.

 

[papasmerf]

If it were not for the voices I might act on the impulses.

 

[Thomas Crown]

The voices in my head tell me your all crazy:-Cool/"

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I once saw this on the wall of a toilet stall:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I."

 

[Slick]

I only hear echos.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I only hear echos.

That reminds me of an old joke:

The male gynecologist tells his patient: "Mrs Jones, I would like to recommend vaginal reduction surgery, if you want to feel any friction, while making whoopie, (I told you this was an old joke). Mrs Jones says "You didn't have to say that twice, doctor", and the doctor says "I didn't". (rimshot)

 

[cristycurves]

This thread should get a 10 for it's replies, they're priceless. I'd love Flash and Guido to indulge in a more indepth conversation, lol

 

[Flash Bazbo]

This thread should get a 10 for it's replies, they're priceless. I'd love Flash and Guido to indulge in a more indepth conversation, lol

He'd need to wear a bathrobe, at minimum, over his 'working clothes', Cristy, before I would speak to him in public. The thong, the body hair, the Italian hand gestures...you know how people talk...I don't need those rumors.

Any time you see a thread around here with 'legs', (in the fine wine sense), there's a good chance that it was Sammy DJ who tossed a mutton joint into the cage of hungry beasts. A withered stem tomato thread usually gets a few sniffs, before it dies on the vine, and is added to the landfill.

 

[DannyDevito]

I make sure to take a shower before I do. Not easy screaming at a dirty body.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

...Not easy screaming at a dirty body.

That's a wife's job. Married women feel inadequate when they have no improvement suggestions for a man, because they need excuses to avoid contemplating self-improvement. It has ever been so.

 

[SillyGirl]

I talk to myself a lot at work, my coworkers have learned to ignore it.

When I'm trying to make sense of something, it helps me somehow if I say it out loud.

 

[Beached]

I used to talk to my cat.
Cat passed away and I am still talking.
Guess I wasn't really talking to the cat.
I don't answer myself or argue with myself though.

Does maniacal laughter count as answering myself?

 

[Madman]

You should see me when I'm driving. People think I'm on the phone but I'm not.

 

[peace]

You should see me when I'm driving. People think I'm on the phone but I'm not.

but most of the time, people were accurate in their assumption of you... :-Cool/"







kidding........







but.....





I still need this .....