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Boing
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A dog. Heck, I would love to sleep 80% of my life :happy:
Yeah yeah yeah, sleep, that's why...I bet it has NOTHING to do with being able to lick your own balls hehehehe
LMAO :aww:
Pickle or Pig?
Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!(In my next life I wanna be a pig!!! But how did they find this out and why did they investigate?)
*When banging your head on a wall,you burn 150 calories per hour. (Don't try this at home...at work maybe? In the mean time I still don't believe the pig-thing!!)
*Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex not only to reproduce but also for pleasure. (So that's why Flipper was always smiling...And pigsexperience 30-min orgasms? That doesn't seem fair!)
*The strongest muscle in your body is actually your tongue! (Mmmmmm...)
*Right-handed people live on average 9 years longer than left-handed.(If someone uses both hands he can split the difference??)
*An ant can lift 50 times its weight, pull 30 times its weight and when it gets drunk it always falls over on its right side.(How can an ant get drunk?? It drinks beer?? Did ratepayers actually pay for this research? I want someone to give me a reliable answer!)
*Polar bears are left-handed.(And who cares??! How did they find that out? They asked them to sign somewhere?)
*The cat-fish has over 27,000 taste buds.(Now, just what can be that delicious in the bottom of the lake...who knows!)
*Fleas can jump 350 times their bodies' length. It's the eqivalent to a human jumping over a football field! (30 minutes orgasm...Can you imagine?? And why only pigs?)
*A cockroach can live for 9 days after its head is cut off!(That's just scary!)
Pickle or pigs
*The male mantis cannot come while his head is attached to his body. So,the female "helps" him in the "right moment" by chopping off his head!!(At leastpigs are having a better time!)
*Elephants cannot jump. (Thank God!!Imagine the results if that was possible!)
*Some lions can mate up to 50 times a day! (But I still wanna be a pig in my next life...I prefer quality to quantity!)
Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!(In my next life I wanna be a pig!!! But how did they find this out and why did they investigate?)
*When banging your head on a wall,you burn 150 calories per hour. (Don't try this at home...at work maybe? In the mean time I still don't believe the pig-thing!!)
*Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex not only to reproduce but also for pleasure. (So that's why Flipper was always smiling...And pigsexperience 30-min orgasms? That doesn't seem fair!)
*The strongest muscle in your body is actually your tongue! (Mmmmmm...)
*Right-handed people live on average 9 years longer than left-handed.(If someone uses both hands he can split the difference??)
*An ant can lift 50 times its weight, pull 30 times its weight and when it gets drunk it always falls over on its right side.(How can an ant get drunk?? It drinks beer?? Did ratepayers actually pay for this research? I want someone to give me a reliable answer!)
*Polar bears are left-handed.(And who cares??! How did they find that out? They asked them to sign somewhere?)
*The cat-fish has over 27,000 taste buds.(Now, just what can be that delicious in the bottom of the lake...who knows!)
*Fleas can jump 350 times their bodies' length. It's the eqivalent to a human jumping over a football field! (30 minutes orgasm...Can you imagine?? And why only pigs?)
*A cockroach can live for 9 days after its head is cut off!(That's just scary!)
Pickle or pigs
*The male mantis cannot come while his head is attached to his body. So,the female "helps" him in the "right moment" by chopping off his head!!(At leastpigs are having a better time!)
*Elephants cannot jump. (Thank God!!Imagine the results if that was possible!)
*Some lions can mate up to 50 times a day! (But I still wanna be a pig in my next life...I prefer quality to quantity!)
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Robintheboywonder
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So simple, a bat of course.
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Jesus Quintana
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Pussy troll.
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