Which one would you rather have...?

[Louis XIV]

A phenomenal, earth shaking, ball draining, mind-blowing, heart stopping BBBJ/BLS/CIM from a morbidly obese, stomach churningly ugly chick with crossed eyes, vague moustache, acne and ratty hair .....

or

A ho-hum, emotionless, passionless, just okay, kinda' meh, totally uninspired, completely lacklustre BBBJ/HJ from an insanely hot looking chick with a supermodel-esque, wickely athletic body, perfect teeth, dazzling smile, long flowing silky locks, and no gag reflex?


Both girls would, of course, be naked before, during and after the deed itself (no time limit), and each would be the epitome of cleanliness and perfect hygiene. Both equally smart, educated, and accomplished in their 'real' lives.

Hmmmmmm

 

[Analme]

A phenomenal, earth shaking, ball draining, mind-blowing, heart stopping BBBJ/BLS/CIM from a morbidly obese, stomach churningly ugly chick with crossed eyes, vague moustache, acne and ratty hair .....

or

A ho-hum, emotionless, passionless, just okay, kinda' meh, totally uninspired, completely lacklustre BBBJ/HJ from an insanely hot looking chick with a supermodel-esque, wickely athletic body, perfect teeth, dazzling smile, long flowing silky locks, and no gag reflex?


Both girls would, of course, be naked before, during and after the deed itself (no time limit), and each would be the epitome of cleanliness and perfect hygiene. Both equally smart, educated, and accomplished in their 'real' lives.

Hmmmmmm

I'll take the fat chick with a golden tongue any day of the week but if you spin that around and me performing the licking, then it's the hot chick all day long.

 

[Prick]

I'll have the ugly duck. Can always put a bag over her beak.

 

[DB123]

Got to go with the latter. Maybe if it was a couple of those more negative qualities, sure, but all of them? That's too much

 

[Butch]

One with a nice personality :biggrin2:

 

[Wanker]

You have to ask :search2:

 

[User-E]

Hey Louis, I was gonna ask where you've been lately .... but then I read the batch of reviews you just posted ... and now I know exactly where you've been!

/-Thumbs-up::/

 

[Boing]

Will take the hot chick and then shoot my load later.

Used to it.

 

[Boothe]

A blond with no teeth.

 

[muckin]

Hot chick all the way

 

[Macho Man]

Her

Or

Or

Or

 

[Cardinal Fang]

A phenomenal, earth shaking, ball draining, mind-blowing, heart stopping BBBJ/BLS/CIM from a morbidly obese, stomach churningly ugly chick with crossed eyes, vague moustache, acne and ratty hair .....

or

A ho-hum, emotionless, passionless, just okay, kinda' meh, totally uninspired, completely lacklustre BBBJ/HJ from an insanely hot looking chick with a supermodel-esque, wickely athletic body, perfect teeth, dazzling smile, long flowing silky locks, and no gag reflex?


Both girls would, of course, be naked before, during and after the deed itself (no time limit), and each would be the epitome of cleanliness and perfect hygiene. Both equally smart, educated, and accomplished in their 'real' lives.

Hmmmmmm

YOU SIR! Like to hit below the belt. Hmmmmmm



































I'll go for the mind blowing experience.