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Flash Bazbo

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Here's an hilarious clip of Taylor Swift's spastic 'Elaine' dancing at an awards show, twelve seconds of pure gold, dedicated to my homeboy, Candyman.

The clip aired on Seth Myers' talkshow; I don't have the date handy. It isn't part of the segment on his youtube channel, but it was part of the digital bit tor-rent, from which the clip was culled.

It's been said that most people fuck just about as well as they dance, which might explain why Ms Swift changes boyfriends with about the same frequency as most guys here change their underwear. Please enjoy this gift of schadenfreude!

 
Flash Bazbo said:
It's been said that most people fuck just about as well as they dance, which might explain why Ms Swift changes boyfriends with about the same frequency as most guys here change their underwear.

LOL
 
Thomas Crown said:
If what you say is true shes off my to do list

Steve McQueen, I've long held a sneaking suspicion that Ms Swift has an intact hymen. It would be consistent with many known facts.

Although I find her music insipid, (as I am not a thirteen year old girl), she has my respect, for a number of reasons few people know about:

1) She is her own manager: Unlike many pop stars today, who are groomed for stardom by the Disney channel, a record mogul, or a reality singing competition, Taylor calls her own shots. She uses social media to connect with her most fervent fans, and literally 'gives them what they want'.

2) Ms Swift spends a lot of her money on anonymous charity; she's very active in providing immediate funding for victims of natural disasters, (hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, etc.). While Congress filibusters Bills by which the government delays funding for disaster assistance, Taylor frequently cuts her own check, to ensure that those in need receive immediate financial relief, rather than at the whim of the bureaucratic schedule of procrastination.

3) She writes or co-writes most of her own material, so she earns both from shifted units and from publishing royalties.

4) She has the ability to laugh at herself: In a famous viral Instagram post, a picture of a pre teen Taylor was used as a warning about the dangers of 'snorting marijuana':

no it's becky.jpg

full size: https://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid....jpg?quality=0.85&width=480&maxdimension=2000

After relocating to NYC, she was photographed by a paparazzo wearing a "No it's becky" T-Shirt:

Taylor-Swift-–-No-Its-Becky-T-shirt.jpg

I'm sure many of her fans had a 'milk through the nose' moment, laughing at that.

6) At the 2009 MTV Video Awards, after Kanye West stole her moment on stage, with the much-memed 'Ima let you finish' fiasco:



Note the 'courage' of her then-closeted gay 'pal' Taylor Lautner, (that may have been during the period during which she was acting as his 'beard'; ie: his pretend girlfriend, in the midst of his brief career as an action star in the "Twilight" film franchise), applauding in the background, but doing nothing to intervene.

Ms Swift was obliged to compose herself, change clothing, and perform live ten minutes later, which she did, without any visible effect from the earlier humiliation. That's pretty good composure, for someone nineteen years old at the time. (only amateur video of the performance is on youtube).

5) In a nutshell, Taylor Swift is the biggest-earner of her generation, because, literally, 'She wanted to be Barbie the most', and that's The American Dream, for a chick.
 
Thomas Crown said:
Thanks for the bio Flash my life is now so much better for reading your post

I sincerely hope that your post, (quoted), was sincere, Steve. At the same time, their weren't a lot of Einsteins in the Class of '89. There were, however, a lot of barristas, interns, and swag fags. Ms Swift is none of those things.
 
Flash Bazbo said:
3) She writes or co-writes most of her own material, so she earns both from shifted units and from publishing royalties
Miss Taylor can shift my unit anytime she wants to earn money. :good:
 
Who made up that saying that if you are a good dancer you will be a good fuck?.

Michael Jackson?.
 
Flash Bazbo said:
I sincerely hope that your post, (quoted), was sincere, Steve. At the same time, their weren't a lot of Einsteins in the Class of '89. There were, however, a lot of barristas, interns, and swag fags. Ms Swift is none of those things.

No I was being sarcastic, not with standing she is very intelligent and successful her life story holds absolutely no interest what so ever.
 
I met a woman who danced awkwardly but was incredibly wild and sensual in bed. Meanwhile Taylor deserves credits for being successful (and I am not even a fan).
 
Thomas Crown said:
No I was being sarcastic, not with standing she is very intelligent and successful her life story holds absolutely no interest what so ever.

Ms Swift is one of many women I admire for some reasons, but would not want to be involved with, intimately, Steve. She is `mistress of her domain`, but she and I are part of different demographics. There are multiple paths to success, some ethical, some not. People determine personal success differently. Some people want to be rich and famous. Other people want to be rich and obsure. Other people want to be happy, as they define it, and own themselves, such as a woman who performed in Toronto about two months ago, Vanessa Carlton.

I don`t really like Vanessa`s music that much, either, but I do very much enjoy the stories she tells between her songs, and her path taken, to modest success, on her own terms. I`ll have more to say about Vanessa another time, but for now, I need to earn.
 
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