Why are dental hygienists so damn hot, and why are they doing this?

[blackram]

I was sitting in the dentists office today, thinking damn every dental hygienist that's going by is fuckable! But why are these gorgeous babes going into other people's mouths? I'd think the mouth is the most disgusting place to be after the asshole. :SayWhat?:

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram=

damn every dental hygienist that's going by is fuckable!

Blackram, you are suffering from sperm retention, even the ugly one's will appeal to you. I am sure MMAD must be looking for a massage somewhere by now.

Visit your nearest MA or SP asap.

 

[Skinflute]

I messaged this lady on CL



Her response was;

Beats the shit out of Blue Ivy:biggrin2:

$80 hhour full service

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Hi,
Today I'm hosting from a hotel in the St.Laurent/Montreal rd area. 80/hh, full service, available all day

Iron Woody <1a795ee4b1fb3d83aef64517f7de0[email protected]> wrote:

> What are your rates and what is available.
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> THX
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[blackram]

Blackram, you are suffering from sperm retention, even the ugly one's will appeal to you. I am sure MMAD must be looking for a massage somewhere by now.
Visit your nearest MA or SP asap.

Well, sure I'll be visiting the nearest MA/SP soon, but really these girls were hot at this dentist's place. My hygienist was making my dick hard, even while she was going to town on my gums! :don'twantto-see:/

 

[blackram]

Beats the shit out of Blue Ivy

Seems interesting, so how was she? Did you go to see her, or just texted her?

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram=

how was she? Did you go to see her, or just texted her?

I just sent an email. I think she was hosting the Concord in Vanier (classy) which turns me off.

 

[blackram]

My mouth was a bloody mess -- literally -- for the past couple of days, after the last deep cleaning. So I stayed away from any activities, but I think I'll be seeing Marianne at ALO today to celebrate my mouth healing. Also it's not going to last, I got another deep cleaning scheduled for Monday, for the second half of my teeth, and it's going to become a bloody mess all over again, so I don't have much of a window to get some activity in. :whip:

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram=

My mouth was a bloody mess

:Crying2:Sounds like you have not been using floss EVERYDAY. :biggrin2:Best to have your teeth cleaned every 6 months even if it may cost you the difference.

Regular flossing and visit to the dentist assures you that your gums won't bleed and you won't be using dentures like my parents at the age of 50.

:-Cool/"Rinsing your mouth everyday with Listerine after brushing goes a long way. :NoNoNo:Best not to do any DATY until the bleeding stop.

:YMAPPLAUSE:Happy you have taken the time to visit your dentist, get well soon!! SORRY for the lecture!!Praise-Bowing

 

[Skinflute]

I know you are not in shape for any activity. I see on Kijiji that Hannia Massage once next the main Post Office on Alta Vista has relocated to Ogilvie Rd. / Bathgate in a small strip mall across the street from Future Shop. The lady owner Sylvia from Dominican provided a range of services including FS. Have not seen here for over a year.

I suspect she may have turned legit. I called, it's the same lady,

 

[blackram]

Interesting, I didn't realize that Hania's has relocated. I haven't been to them in a number of years, so it wasn't something I was looking out for.

As for activity, I managed to get out to see Marianne early this morning already. It was great to be back in the saddle again.

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram=

It was great to be back in the saddle again.

I call it "silk purse":biggrin2:

 

[mmad]

I'm baaacck .......... my legs are itchy and red but no sunburn otherwise. I can now say I was in Mexico (Cozumel); swore I'd never go there but it wasn't too bad! Toured the Maya Ruins, just a pile of rocks !!! I was thinking of Maya, not the 2000 year old rock piles though :biggrin2:

Nice to see you guys are keeping on top of things while I was away last week. I need a massage badly but I'm waiting until Friday and going to the CMJ Christmas Party! (no comments please) :NoNoNo:

Interesting to see that Hannia's has relocated, that's where I got my first bj. Maybe one of us should go pay them a visit at their new location and see what it's like ?!?!

Blackram, sorry you're encountering so much pain with your deep cleaning... just think of how those hygienists would be working something else rather than your mouth and it won't be so painful. I know, nothing to joke about. But seriously, Skinflute is right, go more often. I go every 4 months (3x per year), been doing that for over 15 years. Otherwise I'd probably be using dentures like Skinflute!
Oh, I mean Skinflutes parents... gotcha!

Looked at the Sun this morning and same old stuff, doesn't seem to be anything new to check out. Maybe when I get thru my 225 e-mails I'll take a look at Backpage and Kijiji !!!!

Later,
mmad

 

[Skinflute]

WELCOME BACK MMAD:clapping2::YMPARTY:

You may have a case of sand fleas. I hear you about Cozumel, not my favorite stop. Mayan ruins, been there done that. Last time we went, we hired a cab that brought us to a REALLY nice beach that had a entrance fee but well worth it.

CMJ Christmas Party, how nice:biggrin2: Like Blackram, if you wait too long to unload that sperm retention, your wife may appeal to you again.:biggrin2:

BLACKRAM, regarding the button for new discussions, its not there on the top right of the Discussion Page. I see Add Photo, Group Tools, nothing else. Is there a setting that got changed.?? deleting cache has not changed anything.

On Sunday, I visited a Latin rookie by the name of Maria (Michelle's Massage) Nice lady, a little chubby at the waist, but so am I. She has REALLY nice D cups. Massage was OK at best, the finish was unrushed and smooth. Topless only, roaming restricted to the top shelf. Being at Michelle's I was not expecting anything else than a topless hand job but tested the waters to see how far I can get. As I was leaving I mentioned I gave $105.00 ( 55 door fee + 50 tip)
I figured it was fair. She counts the money and says that the minimum was $120.00 and asked if it's the same amount I give to Pauline. I was a little taken back and said "YES and she doesn't bitch about it" As I was saying that I gave her another $10. That's the last she will ever see of me.
Is my tip index out of date or is the monetary expectation not in line with the services rendered? That's a first for me at Michelle's.

 

[mmad]

Is my tip index out of date or is the monetary expectation not in line with the services rendered?

Yes, I think they expect $120 for an hour. You're right, for the mileage and service it's a bit expensive. Better options out there, that's why I haven't been there for quite a while. Will only go when I see some new talent that looks appealing.

 

[mmad]

I hear you about Cozumel, not my favorite stop. Mayan ruins, been there done that. Last time we went, we hired a cab that brought us to a REALLY nice beach that had a entrance fee but well worth it.

Agree, pile of old rock, big deal !! We were on a tour and stopped on the other side of the island. Beautiful beaches, the whole area is a park so miles and miles of beach without anyone !!! I wouldn't go back and Grand Cayman is not even as nice as Cozumel.... but the weather is fantastic which is why we went.

 

[Skinflute]

MMAD=

Grand Cayman is not even as nice as Cozumel.

Grand Cayman has beautiful beaches, there is so much of the beach you can absorb. In Grand Cayman, passengers must be tendered perhaps long line ups for a tender. There is only so much shopping a person can afford on the main drag. Otherwise swimming with the stingrays don't appeal to me.
Glad to see you were not stranded in the middle of the ocean:biggrin2:

Regarding Michelle's, WTF it's a topless hand job........TAX FREE money. All three of us had better service from Asian's or non Asian's with better mileage.
What comes to mind is Sonia. or KIM?? on Richmond Road. Before Michelle's jacked up their door fee to $55.00, I would donate $40 to $50. plus door fee, what has changed?

At the end of the day it still beats the crap out of Blue Ivy. I don't mind paying, it's the service rendered that makes the difference even if it's still a hand job.
Hand jobs with body slides with some DATY, DIGITS, LFK, partial BBBJ goes a long way tip wise.

 

[blackram]

Interesting to see that Hannia's has relocated, that's where I got my first bj. Maybe one of us should go pay them a visit at their new location and see what it's like ?!?!

Yeah, I think you mentioned that to me before once, who was it that gave you the bj? Was it Taylor Monroe, or the owner? Hmmmmmm

 

[blackram]

BLACKRAM, regarding the button for new discussions, its not there on the top right of the Discussion Page. I see Add Photo, Group Tools, nothing else. Is there a setting that got changed.?? deleting cache has not changed anything.

I don't know, I see the "Post New Discussion" button at the top of this group page, I don't think anything has changed. Let's see if mmad is having the same problems? Mmad, do you see this button near the top-right of your DOB group page (see graphic below)? Skinflute, if all else fails, send a message to Oceanus, he's one of the mods on this board.

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram=

if all else fails, send a message to Oceanus, he's one of the mods on this board.

The area where the button is suppose to be is blank. Will message Oceanus Thanks,

 

[Skinflute]

Blackram= Have you read my story on Maria at Michelle's?