Why Bird Penises Are So Weird

[Candyman]

Why can't they fly?.

 

[Prick]

Man enjoys life after losing 3-foot-long penis | New York Post

 

[God]

Candyman must be getting flashbacks about his dick.

 

[cristycurves]

I love big penises, medium penises, and small penises, a penises size isn't as important as the man it is attached to

 

[DILLIGAF]

I just want to know how a bird flying all alone and you look up and it shits right on you!!!!
How did they learn to aim that good.
How come you have a dirty car and no bird shit on it?
Wash it and bingo within half a day POOP!!
Ever seen a golf green with geese in the pond? It isn't pretty!!!

DILLIGAF