Why do mods keep banning me when I speak the truth?.

[HOOKED]

Thanks for bringing this to our attention McGuinty.

I've been sent to deal with bacon, pricks, and hijacks.

Members can PM their concerns to the Mods anytime.

I`m sorry for not containing Mr. Smerf but he seems to escape the crate at night. I`ve been given the task of containing him in MM`s absence and I will do my best to do so.

 

[HOOKED]

Sarah, you will also have to come back with me for some punishment in the dungeon because you are his enabler just like Doug is to Rob, you are to Papasmerf!:no:

 

[User-E]

Sarah, you will also have to come back with me for some punishment in the dungeon because you are his enabler just like Doug is to Rob, you are to Papasmerf!:no:

No no ... you've got it all wrong. I'm papasmerf's addiction coach. Rob Ford travels with one now to keep him on the straight and narrow. :whip:

Papa's first step in his custom designed 12 Step Program is to memorize this 'addicted to bacon' rap:

 

[Jasper]

Vinnie sliced off his ear for his love of bacon.

:good:

 

[User-E]

Vinnie sliced off his ear for his love of bacon.

:good:

I wonder if Van Gogh cut his ear off for the same reason?

Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

Prick - do you like bacon? :wink2:

My humble apologies for the ongoing bacon hijack but now that we've started, we can't seem to stop.

I'm glad they keep letting you back in, but if I was your mama - I'd be washing your mouth out with soap too. :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm glad they keep letting you back in, but if I was your mama - I'd be washing your mouth out with bacon too. :biggrin2:

Fixed your post for you. You're welcome.

 

[User-E]

Fixed your post for you. You're welcome.

I think we have enough to start a bacon addicts support group. :biggrin2:

 

[Loverjohn]

A name change might help :biggrin2: