Why dog is man's best friend.

[Dong]

Look at that dog fly :YMPARTY:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That is too farking cool! Great video.

 

[User-E]

Watching Tarzan movies as a kid made me wish that I could a have pet elephant and a pet monkey. I used to daydream about how impressed the other kids would be if I rode the elephant to school.

 

[TINY]

Watching Tarzan movies as a kid made me wish that I could a have pet elephant and a pet monkey. I used to daydream about how impressed the other kids would be if I rode the elephant to school.

Did you picture yourself as Jane?

 

[User-E]

Did you picture yourself as Jane?

No, back then I think I wanted to be Shirley Temple, lol! She was such a 'perfect' little girl, and I was not. :sad:

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Watching Tarzan movies as a kid made me wish that I could a have pet elephant and a pet monkey. I used to daydream about how impressed the other kids would be if I rode the elephant to school.

You can pet my monkey if you like lol

 

[UncleBob]

Look at that dog fly :YMPARTY:

Awesome.

 

[SillyGirl]

Awesome post, TINY. I want to go there!

 

[Goodfella]

I want one of them.




No not the elephant.

 

[Wise Guy]

Nice :clapping2:

 

[DonCorleo]

Bravo.

 

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[DannyDeVito]

:biggrin2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

 

[BEORN]

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

Awesome post.

 

[Skipper]

Dog rules:

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.



The Top Ten Dog Rules



1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the
furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the
covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

 

[papasmerf]

Dog rules:

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

WOW
sounds like the rules my ex-wife lives by