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Why I'm considering taking up gambling....

RAWD

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Not interested in gambling and never have been. I figured I have enough distractions and vices in my life. But during a recent trip to Vegas, I am reconsidering my position.


1. Dancers in Casinos - Imagine playing blackjack, roulette or craps and the background to your view is a sexy young thing shaking her booty on a brass pole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5EbA-4DVt8 This is the Pussycat Dolls Casino in Ceasar's. I found the dancers at the Monte Carlo to be better. The stage is also a long runway (as opposed to the cages at The PCD Casino).

2. Cocktail Waitress - Holy crap. Many of these girls would give dancers, MPs and SPs in Toronto a serious run for their money. They are also very scantily dressed with spilling cleavage and butts hanging out the back. I would include the waitresses at the pool lounges, who are even more revealing in their dress (and if you order while in the pool, they kindly bend or crouch down to speak with you. So thoughtful of them!)

3. Why pay $16 for a mojito at the bar when you can sit at a table and get drinks for free?

Another interesting recent trend is the emergence of pool lounges...naked! Day clubs have been around for a couple years (night clubs, but outdoors during the daytime.) Several big hotels now offer adult only, clothing optional pool lounge clubs. Unlike Toronto clubs, the patrons are not all middle aged pudgy folk. Thankfully, the hotels generously promote and attract hot young talent to stock the scenery for us lecherous tourists.

Damn, I love vegas.
 
Ya, the eye candy in Vegas is a true assault on the senses.

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Did you know that 90% of players lose to the house and the reason for free drinks is so you can get drank and be incoherent enough to blow your money.

But you have to love the eye candy in Vegas.
 
So did you play?.

How much you lost?.

Yup. I played a couple sessions of roulette and had a good streak at the blackjack table. I left Vegas netting $4 on the positive at the tables. :p

But I dropped well over $5,000 there in a four day trip. WTF.
 
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