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WHY lululemon! Why did you pull them! You should have kept the see through pants...sigh.

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TORONTO/HONG KONG (Reuters) - Shares of Lululemon Athletica Inc slid on Tuesday after the trendy retailer said it was recalling batches of pants it called too transparent, an embarrassment that raised fresh questions about whether it could sustain its stellar growth.Late on Monday, Lululemon said it was pulling from its store shelves about 17 percent of the women's black pants made with its signature stretchy "Luon" fabric because the products fell short of technical specifications.
It warned that the recall of the see-through pants would have a significant impact on financial results.


....I love women in those things.....

...and if they were see through, it would be over!
 
You want semi-transparent see-through pants so you can see private parts. That's just digusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. It's perverts like you that make woman hate us. The thought of staring at georgeous camel-toes, sweet sweaty...er....sweet sweaty bush....mountain dew....tight butt cracks....er....legs up to the butt.....tight taut glutes...er....what the hell was I saying at the beginning? :-Cool/"
 
oldguyzer said:
You want semi-transparent see-through pants so you can see private parts. That's just digusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. It's perverts like you that make woman hate us. The thought of staring at georgeous camel-toes, sweet sweaty...er....sweet sweaty bush....mountain dew....tight butt cracks....er....legs up to the butt.....tight taut glutes...er....what the hell was I saying at the beginning? :-Cool/"

:YMAPPLAUSE:
 
Problem? This is a problem?

Problem? This is a problem?

No way, this should spur
a whole lot more male sales
than Lululemon has ever seen!
 
Well ... then again . . .

Situational ethics may play a factor in the decision to call them "too transparent."
 
oldguyzer said:
You want semi-transparent see-through pants so you can see private parts. That's just digusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. It's perverts like you that make woman hate us. The thought of staring at georgeous camel-toes, sweet sweaty...er....sweet sweaty bush....mountain dew....tight butt cracks....er....legs up to the butt.....tight taut glutes...er....what the hell was I saying at the beginning? :-Cool/"

Did somebody say sweet sweaty bush?
 
New rule, only women under 130 pounds can buy anything at Lululemon and wear it in public. Anyone caught violating the rule is sent to Walmart permanently. Oh wait...they are already there.
 
Now here's a dress fabric that's easy to like!

Halle-Berry_see_through.jpg
 
Men are going nuts over Lululemon's 'anti-ball crushing' pants

The Canadian sportswear brand famous for making yoga pants the de facto uniform of women on university campuses everywhere appears to have shifted its focus from butts to balls.

That’s right, Lululemon has entered the menswear business — and it’s attracting a lot of men’s business with pants designed for men’s business.

Below is a photo of the Vancouver-based company’s new "anti-ball crushing" (or ABC) pants, which were engineered to give "the family jewels room to breathe," according to a product description.

20150327170353-lululemon-mens-clothing-pants_original.jpg


Lululemon CEO Laurent Potdevintold investors during a call Thursday that this innovative garment was a driving force behind the 16 per cent same-store sales increase the company experienced last quarter.

After suffering an eight per cent profit drop ahead of December’s holiday shopping season, this no doubt comes as good news to shareholders.

It may also come as good news to men who've not yet heard of the ABC pants and want to experience a "wide panelled gusset" and "four-way stretch Warpstreme™ fabric" themselves.

While the Internet Archive shows that customers have been able to purchase the $128 trousers from Lululemon’s website for at least eight months, few online appear to have heard about the anatomy-friendly pants (as Bloomberg calls them) until reports from the investors call came out this week.

Many were joking about the pants on Twitter Friday afternoon, but dozens of reviews on the product’s webpage show that some men do take their… er… bike-seat comfort very seriously.

'Hug me in the right places'

"I would buy more of these pants except then people at work would think I only owned 5 pairs of one kind of pants in different colours," wrote a customer from Toronto earlier this month. "They are fantastic! Buy one size bigger than normal. If that bugs your ego you can sew in a new label size ..."

"Things will never be the same," wrote another customer from Houston, Texas. "These pants hug me in the right places."

Lululemon’s intensified push into the menswear market, which saw the company’s first brick-and-mortar store dedicated to men’s clothing open in November, follows a couple of turbulent years in the world of their women’s wear.

In July of 2013, Lululemon was hit with a class action lawsuit alleging that its Luon yoga pants were too sheer (if not entirely see-through), following a recall that saw its shares drop 3 per cent in one day.

Later that year, company founder Chip Wilson ignited controversy by saying that Lululemon yoga pants "just don’t work" on some women’s bodies. Many accused Wilson, who established the business in 1998, of fat-shaming larger customers, slamming Lululemon online and threatening to boycott the store.

A poorly-received charitable partnership with the Dalai Lama, shopping bag messages that appeared to discourage customers from wearing sunscreen, and Wilson’s plans to build an enormous dock on his waterfront B.C. property despite complaints from neighbours further damaged the company’s public image.

Wilson stepped down from Lululemon’s board of directors in February, saying in a statement that he believed the company to be "back on track" in terms of product, brand and culture. If the popularity of the anti-ball crushing pants are any indication, he may have been right.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/men-going-nuts-over-lululemons-232433720.html
 
escapefromstress said:
Men are going nuts over Lululemon's 'anti-ball crushing' pants

The Canadian sportswear brand famous for making yoga pants the de facto uniform of women on university campuses everywhere appears to have shifted its focus from butts to balls.

That’s right, Lululemon has entered the menswear business — and it’s attracting a lot of men’s business with pants designed for men’s business.

Below is a photo of the Vancouver-based company’s new "anti-ball crushing" (or ABC) pants, which were engineered to give "the family jewels room to breathe," according to a product description.

20150327170353-lululemon-mens-clothing-pants_original.jpg


Lululemon CEO Laurent Potdevintold investors during a call Thursday that this innovative garment was a driving force behind the 16 per cent same-store sales increase the company experienced last quarter.

After suffering an eight per cent profit drop ahead of December’s holiday shopping season, this no doubt comes as good news to shareholders.

It may also come as good news to men who've not yet heard of the ABC pants and want to experience a "wide panelled gusset" and "four-way stretch Warpstreme™ fabric" themselves.

While the Internet Archive shows that customers have been able to purchase the $128 trousers from Lululemon’s website for at least eight months, few online appear to have heard about the anatomy-friendly pants (as Bloomberg calls them) until reports from the investors call came out this week.

Many were joking about the pants on Twitter Friday afternoon, but dozens of reviews on the product’s webpage show that some men do take their… er… bike-seat comfort very seriously.

'Hug me in the right places'

"I would buy more of these pants except then people at work would think I only owned 5 pairs of one kind of pants in different colours," wrote a customer from Toronto earlier this month. "They are fantastic! Buy one size bigger than normal. If that bugs your ego you can sew in a new label size ..."

"Things will never be the same," wrote another customer from Houston, Texas. "These pants hug me in the right places."

Lululemon’s intensified push into the menswear market, which saw the company’s first brick-and-mortar store dedicated to men’s clothing open in November, follows a couple of turbulent years in the world of their women’s wear.

In July of 2013, Lululemon was hit with a class action lawsuit alleging that its Luon yoga pants were too sheer (if not entirely see-through), following a recall that saw its shares drop 3 per cent in one day.

Later that year, company founder Chip Wilson ignited controversy by saying that Lululemon yoga pants "just don’t work" on some women’s bodies. Many accused Wilson, who established the business in 1998, of fat-shaming larger customers, slamming Lululemon online and threatening to boycott the store.

A poorly-received charitable partnership with the Dalai Lama, shopping bag messages that appeared to discourage customers from wearing sunscreen, and Wilson’s plans to build an enormous dock on his waterfront B.C. property despite complaints from neighbours further damaged the company’s public image.

Wilson stepped down from Lululemon’s board of directors in February, saying in a statement that he believed the company to be "back on track" in terms of product, brand and culture. If the popularity of the anti-ball crushing pants are any indication, he may have been right.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/men-going-nuts-over-lululemons-232433720.html


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