Woman marries Jesus and she is a virgin.

[RoyalPainInTheAss]

 

[Wanker]

God was the best man.

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

And there was a guy who married Shakti only for her to send him through the path of Reincarnation...

 

[WeTheNorth]

Mary was a virgin :search2:

 

[Boing]

Would not want to know what the kid looks like.

 

[Only_if]

Judas was the best man.

 

[Faphard]

There better have been free drinks at the reception!

And drugs.