Woman Named Crispi Tried to Burn Ex's House Down with a Pound of Bacon

[oldguyzer]

Police say they arrested a Utah woman named Crispi for trying to burn her ex-boyfriend's house down with a flaming pile of bacon.
The ex-boyfriend called the police on 31-year-old Cameo Adawn Crispi, after she sent him multiple unwanted phone calls and texts. When police arrived on the scene, there was smoke coming out the front door and a smell of crispy bacon in the air.

"I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove," the officer wrote. "I observed the burner to be on the setting 'High' and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly."
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Officers stopped the stove fire and Crispi was arrested and booked on a litany of charges, which did not, but should have included, burning the bacon.




What a waste of good bacon...

 

[Madman]

This must be Papa's girlfriend and this also explains why Papa isn't posting today! :unknw:

 

[Transient]

There's a joke in this story somewhere. :unknw:

 

[Lobby]

Yikes!

 

[Martin]

What a waste of good bacon...

Yes a very sad day.

 

[papasmerf]

Yikes!

Hang her

 

[User-E]

Hang her

Surely even she deserves a change to be rehabilitated.

Everyone can be learn not to waste bacon like that.

:slap:

 

[papasmerf]

Surely even she deserves a change to be rehabilitated.

Everyone can be learn not to waste bacon like that.

:slap:

you act as if this was the first time she wasted food.

Nope

I bet she does not always clean her plate

 

[HOF]

Former NFL star Andre Ware's ex Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez (Hip Hop band TLC) and sadly deceased now burnt his home to the ground because she thought he was cheating back in the 1990s.

 

[Jameson]

What a waste of good food.

 

[User-E]

What a waste of good food.

Ah - another bacon lover! Welcome to the club!

;/Waving://