Happy Valentine's to you too, that will teach you to break up...
Breaking up is hard to do. Especially if youre trying to break up with Christina Lorena Reber.
The Indiana woman was sentenced to two years in prison for tearing off her ex-boyfriends balls as payback for breaking up with her.
The 46-year-old was charged with felony battery after she attacked the 60-year-old victim in March 2012.
According to a police report, Reber flew into a rage after the man broke up with her a few days earlier, which prompted her to break into his house and start punching him in the head. (The big head, not the little oneat least, not yet.)
From there, Reber then went for the family jewels, grabbing the mans scrotum and squeezing as hard as she could.
After a scuffle, the victim was finally able to release himself from her clutches and fell to the floor in excruciating pain.
Thats when he noticed his scrotum had completelytorn and loose from his body. The victim was forced topry his scrotum from Rebers hand.
The victim was treated at Muncies Ball Memorial Hospital, where he received stitches and later required reconstructive surgery. To this day, he still experiences pain from his injury.
During last summers trial, Reber said she was the one being attacked and only grabbed for the mans genitals in self-defense.
Needless to say, judge Marianna Vorhees didnt believe Rebers account and, instead of giving her home detention, the judge imposed a four-year sentencetwo years of incarceration, followed by two years in prison.
You walked out the door and you left him there bleeding, Vorhees told Reber.
Lesson learned: no mans private parts are safe around a vengeful woman named Lorena.
Breaking up is hard to do. Especially if youre trying to break up with Christina Lorena Reber.
The Indiana woman was sentenced to two years in prison for tearing off her ex-boyfriends balls as payback for breaking up with her.
The 46-year-old was charged with felony battery after she attacked the 60-year-old victim in March 2012.
According to a police report, Reber flew into a rage after the man broke up with her a few days earlier, which prompted her to break into his house and start punching him in the head. (The big head, not the little oneat least, not yet.)
From there, Reber then went for the family jewels, grabbing the mans scrotum and squeezing as hard as she could.
After a scuffle, the victim was finally able to release himself from her clutches and fell to the floor in excruciating pain.
Thats when he noticed his scrotum had completelytorn and loose from his body. The victim was forced topry his scrotum from Rebers hand.
The victim was treated at Muncies Ball Memorial Hospital, where he received stitches and later required reconstructive surgery. To this day, he still experiences pain from his injury.
During last summers trial, Reber said she was the one being attacked and only grabbed for the mans genitals in self-defense.
Needless to say, judge Marianna Vorhees didnt believe Rebers account and, instead of giving her home detention, the judge imposed a four-year sentencetwo years of incarceration, followed by two years in prison.
You walked out the door and you left him there bleeding, Vorhees told Reber.
Lesson learned: no mans private parts are safe around a vengeful woman named Lorena.
