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World Is Running Out Of Sand

what is the sand used for?

It's used mostly in marketing. First world countries see it inserted in ass cracks of poor people around the world as a means to promote sales of over-priced rash and abrasion-soothing aloe vera gels, creams and lotions. Huge sand conspiracy, started years ago by the Kennedy and Brezhnev administrations to syphon money from poor African, Central and South American countries as payback for the rise in illegal drug sales and pyramid schemes.
 
It's used mostly in marketing. First world countries see it inserted in ass cracks of poor people around the world as a means to promote sales of over-priced rash and abrasion-soothing aloe vera gels, creams and lotions. Huge sand conspiracy, started years ago by the Kennedy and Brezhnev administrations to syphon money from poor African, Central and South American countries as payback for the rise in illegal drug sales and pyramid schemes.


:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:
 
Yes, one does have to have an open mind, when reading demien's "innovative" postings.

You're sounding suspiciously like someone from a 'third word country'....little sand in your crack, perhaps? I only ask because I care...:blush2:
 
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