Worst place to get cut.

[JackassJack]

I recently dropped a broken plate onto my big toe and it sliced the front of the toe open. This cut is fucking killing me! I feel like its bleeding every time i hit it. I fell like its filling up the front of my shoe with blood. I think has got to be the most awkward cut i've ever had.

 

[tboy]

That's right up there with a sunburn on the soles of your feet.....kind of hard to explain to your boss why you can't come to work.......followed shortly by breaking your little toes, I've done both and when you go to the doc they say "can't do a thing", here's some pain meds. (they don't set or cast a baby toe).

You might want to try a local cream that numbs it and maybe some of that lotion that acts like an invisible bandaid. If it's bad enough, crazy glue the cut closed.

 

[Madmax]

Sorry but I have to ask Tboy, how did you sun burn the bottom of your feet? It must have been a hoot watching you trying to walk.

 

[Butch]

Has to be the foreskin a the tip of one's dick.

 

[Blackrock13]

Ok, I'll play. Not sure if it's ever happened but, how about a paper cut right across the opening of your urethra?! :gasp:

I'm sure it hurts like a bitch, but exactly what were you doing at the time to cut your friends urethra with paper?

Oooooh!

 

[ralp]

I'm sure it hurts like a bitch, but exactly what were you doing at the time to cut your friends urethra with paper?

Oooooh!

Couldn't find the letter opener?

 

[Blackrock13]

It was actually during the sealing of the envelopes! :arf:

Are you still friends? Oow!!

 

[Joe Louis]

SHIT, why did I read this thread, I know it will now burn when I pee. :grrrrrr:

 

[Raiden]

OUCH, fuck can we leave out the little guys please!

How about a bite on the inside lip that turns into a big assed can-cur sore after a day. I was just eating a sandwich a few minutes ago and bit into my lip. :shock: OUCHHHHHHHH, it bleeding too, damn as if my sandwich didn't already have enough meat in it.

FUCK I hate that! No pooning for 2 weeks at least now cause I can't daty. Shit that hurts, damn!

 

[tboy]

I used to get cankers all the time and fuck me til tuesday they hurt like a bitch.

Sunburnt the soles of my feet: fell asleep face down on a blankie in the GF's backyard....and yeah it was funny watching me try to walk.....of course I couldn't after I got home......I crawled around my apartment for 3 days......

 

[ChrisD]

Paper cut in the webbing between your fingers OOOOOOOOOOOOO :beurk:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Paper cut in the webbing between your fingers OOOOOOOOOOOOO :beurk:

That is painful, actually all the cuts, bites and bruises mentioned here are making me very uncomfortable.:gasp:

 

[tboy]

Paper cut in the webbing between your fingers OOOOOOOOOOOOO :beurk:

Try shooting an 18 ga. brad nail there......ouch x 1000

 

[Blackrock13]

Try shooting an 18 ga. brad nail there......ouch x 1000

The next time you'll know better than to give your SO a brad gun and ask her to help.