Worst way to wake up in the morning

[Bubba]

Alone.

 

[Waxed]

With a hangover.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

When you're in the middle of a really good dream and all of a sudden you're jarred awake for no apparent reason. At first you're disoriented and then you quickly realize what just happened and spend the next few minutes trying to go back to sleep and recapture that loving feeling. Unfortunately at that point you've lost that loving feeling and there's no getting it back. Arrrgh!

 

[Boing]

With your underwear between your ass.

 

[Raiden]

With Dickhead drilling a hole in my new Sealy mattress and getting stuck in a spring!

 

[oldguyzer]

With someone else's underwear between your ass.

Fixed your post.

 

[JpMorgan]

Hungry.

 

[papasmerf]

When the wind changes direction and you can smell MM as the dawn breaks.

It is like waking up next to a compost pile where Elephants are being composted.

 

[Anto]

With pubic hair stuck in between my teeth.

 

[Transient]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Jesus Christ!

What the hell is that?

 

[papasmerf]

Jesus Christ!

What the hell is that?

my ex

 

[Transient]

my ex

Could be worse.

 

[Prick]

Waking up.

 

[Virus]

With an untamed hard on.

 

[AmiAndrews]

https://imgur.com/gallery/zfmhZ27
(no idea how to actually post the video...) Hmmmmmm

 

[Butch]

 

[Transient]

https://imgur.com/gallery/zfmhZ27
(no idea how to actually post the video...) Hmmmmmm

:LMAO:

 

[Leo]

Leg gramps from doing it too many times the night before.

 

[cristycurves]

Well it's happened lately, it's gross, and well..... my little blind dog pooping in my bed! Not normal poop either diarrhea, not a great way to be awakened!