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Would abstaining from masturbation help me get laid faster?

Candyman

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Would chicks like subconsciously pick up on it and want me seed? Would being super horny all the time give me more confidence around women?
 
The answer is no. Pound your pud like it owes you money before going out. You won't seem so desperate.
 
Yes Candyman, you should not touch yourself for 40 days & 40 nights! When urinating, you have two strokes to drain any residual urine. When having a bowel movement, do not become bored and touch it. Do not look at any type of pornographic material as you are probably to weak of a human being to complete this mission. You should refrain from discussing anything sexual as you are weak of determination.

If you are willing to accept this challenge, you will complete the 40 days & 40 nights on January 15th, 2012 at exactly 12:00 A.M.

If you are successful, she will be waiting for your load!

 
Yes Candyman, you should not touch yourself for 40 days & 40 nights! When urinating, you have two strokes to drain any residual urine. When having a bowel movement, do not become bored and touch it. Do not look at any type of pornographic material as you are probably to weak of a human being to complete this mission. You should refrain from discussing anything sexual as you are weak of determination.

If you are willing to accept this challenge, you will complete the 40 days & 40 nights on January 15th, 2012 at exactly 12:00 A.M.

If you are successful, she will be waiting for your load!



LMAO :biggrin:
 
A tug a day is good for you. It will save you money and release the stress that one builds up being bombarded with all these visual stimulations every time we log on.
 
Abstaining from being a jerk off might help you get laid faster.
 
If you take the advice of Reverse, this might help.
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Would chicks like subconsciously pick up on it and want me seed? Would being super horny all the time give me more confidence around women?

I think it's seasonal. Chicks want seed in spring and early summer so that they can give birth to a litter in the winter when they are in their hibernation phase. In the fall and winter, they instinctively avoid being inseminated because they do not want to give birth in the spring or summer which are the hunter-gatherer months.
 
I think it's seasonal. Chicks want seed in spring and early summer so that they can give birth to a litter in the winter when they are in their hibernation phase. In the fall and winter, they instinctively avoid being inseminated because they do not want to give birth in the spring or summer which are the hunter-gatherer months.

Dammit, that means I have to wait until March to get laid!!!:sad::crazy::banghead:
 
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