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Would you tell your partner how may sexual partners you've had?

Iambad

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Firstly, you probably won't get an honest answer and, secondly, if you do, knowing your mate's belt-notch numbers may come back to haunt you. So to my HUBGFE friends (at least I must have one), always LIE.
 
Honey how many lover have you had?, none my love. Yo are lying, no I swear none. Ok I believe you.

Then again make sure she is blond.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.
 
Kevin Smith's Clerks

Kevin Smith's Clerks

"Thirty-seven - my girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!"
"In a row?!?" :lol:

(It doesn't get really funny until about 1:15, but if you stay with it, it's totally worth the wait!)


 
Chef said:
If in doubt, lie then have a drink. :drunk:
Yup, what she doesn't know won't hurt. Damn we are such male chauvinists. :great:
 
Beenthere123 said:
Yup, what she doesn't know won't hurt. Damn we are such male chauvinists. :great:

No, that's the truth of the matter, right there.

He might ask, and think he wants to know. But he doesn't really want to know.

Edit: Nikki, hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
 
I would tell, but I can't count that high, so the number wouldn't have much meaning, being simply an estimate. :???:
 
Iambad said:
Firstly, you probably won't get an honest answer and, secondly, if you do, knowing your mate's belt-notch numbers may come back to haunt you. So to my HUBGFE friends (at least I must have one), always LIE.

My man was a bouncer at Tony's East, Caddy's and a manager at Cheaters and I am a former sp ... I figure we are even.
 
Demien2k5 said:
I would tell, but I can't count that high, so the number wouldn't have much meaning, being simply an estimate. :???:

How about, "Geez hun, that's a tough one... it might take a while to give you a total, so I'll look over my contact list and calendar... ask me again in a couple of days, k?"

After an answer like that, I doubt she'll ask you again! :lol:

randygirl said:
Nikki, hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

Glad you liked it! Clerks is one of the most offensive, ridiculous, and disgusting movies I've ever seen - naturally, it's one of my favourites!

Randall ordering videos:



and even better:

"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick..."



If you haven't already seen it, you're long overdue!
 
Yes... I have... and we are increasing that number...

Together!
 
Well, you know the golden rule:

When you ask a woman how many lovers she's had, double the number.

When you ask a man, halve it.
 
I really have lost track... its gotta be between 120 and 150 by now and that seems like a bad answer.

I think I'll just say 3.
 
My issue wouldn't be with honesty, but rather arithmetic. Ie, I would if I could.

More seriously, I wouldn't have a relationship (sexual or romantic) with someone who would make an issue of how many partners I've had.

@Nikki: Clerks is such a hilarious movie, and that line "Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot" has always been one of my ATF movie line.
 
GenevieveLajoie said:
More seriously, I wouldn't have a relationship (sexual or romantic) with someone who would make an issue of how many partners I've had.

Agreed.
I don't see why there is significance attached to the number of partners, so long as it was consensual and safe.
 
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