Would you.........?

[Quickride]

Well, just pick a fold and go to town....either that or get some duct tape and pry back the folds, tape em in place until you find the wet spot.....

The old joke comes to mind:

You know you've got a big ass when: you take up two seats at the movie theatre and can't feel the armrest in between.......

LMAO

 

[HOF]

:na:

I'd rather fuck a goat.....

I believe there are several members that would be willing to chip in on a goat for you to fulfill your dream! I gotta 100.00 to start this. It can be a really old, dirty, nasty goat because he didn't state otherwise! ROTFLMAO

You'd have to change your name to goat boy!

 

[tboy]

I want one of them there fainting goats......it would take one look at the size of my manhood and fall over!!! lol.....

 

[jiggyjiggy]

I am now putting away my box of Kleenex and getting out the dentyne to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth. :slap: