WOW Thread. I can't believe this actually happened.

[God]

I need a good lawyer.


A man in Israel apparently doesn’t want God to answer his prayers, so

The plaintiff, identified as David Shoshan, appeared in a courtroom in Haifa on Tuesday demanding that God stop interfering in his life, according to NRG, an Israeli news website.

Shoshan told the court that over the last three years, God had been very negative towards him, though court documents didn’t detail any specifics, the Times of Israel noted.

Shoshan said he has tried numerous times to obtain the restraining order through the police department, but in response, only received 10 police visits over a 36-month period. That’s why this time, he tried to go through the court instead.

Court documents noted that God did not present himself at the hearing.

The presiding judge, Ahsan Canaan, threw out Shoshan’s request and called it absurd.

Canaan suggested Shoshan should get help from someone besides local law enforcement, according to NRG.

It was not immediately clear if God has an attorney.

 

[papasmerf]

Holy CRAP!!!!!!

Ecapefromtress has posted 156 times in this thread

 

[User-E]

Holy CRAP!!!!!!

Ecapefromtress has posted 156 times in this thread

What???!!!

That seems a bit excessive.

Did you count all my posts?

:unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

What???!!!

That seems a bit excessive.

Did you count all my posts?

:unknw:

Yup

 

[User-E]

Yup

You obviously have too much spare time on your hands.

 

[papasmerf]

You obviously have too much spare time on your hands.

:blush2: actually I noticed a way to check by acident

 

[User-E]

:blush2: actually I noticed a way to check by acident

Wanna share what you learned with the rest of the class so we can do it too? :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Wanna share what you learned with the rest of the class so we can do it too? :wink2:

see where it says replies..............click on the number

 

[SillyGirl]

see where it says replies..............click on the number

hahaha I just did this on the Bump thread. Congratulations, Papa!

 

[papasmerf]

hahaha I just did this on the Bump thread. Congratulations, Papa!

:blush2: was there ever any doubt?:LMAO:

 

[User-E]

see where it says replies..............click on the number

Far out! I love learning something new every day.

So how many times have you posted in the NPCBT?

 

[papasmerf]

Far out! I love learning something new every day.

So how many times have you posted in the NPCBT?

3 maybe 4 times

 

[User-E]

Pizza Hut - Highest altitude pizza delivery - Guinness World Records

 

[why not?]

see where it says replies..............click on the number

I don't see any word such as replies with a number beside it.

 

[User-E]

I don't see any word such as replies with a number beside it.

If you look at the lobby page that shows the list of thread titles, on the right side it says Replies. When you hover over the word, it shows how many times you've posted in that thread.

 

[why not?]

If you look at the lobby page that shows the list of thread titles, on the right side it says Replies. When you hover over the word, it shows how many times you've posted in that thread.

Thanks. I just figured that out. I was looking in the thread.

 

[User-E]

Thanks. I just figured that out. I was looking in the thread.

I can only see how many times I posted in this thread. How did papasmerf know how many times I posted in it? I can't figure that out. Hmmmmmm

 

[Tyrell]

I can only see how many times I posted in this thread. How did papasmerf know how many times I posted in it? I can't figure that out. Hmmmmmm

Do you have him as a contact and request him to be added as a friend?.

 

[Boing]

[h=1]A Five-Year-Old Was Suspended After Bringing A Weapon (Which Was A Clear Plastic Bubble Gun) To School[/h]
https://brobible.com/life/article/five-year-old-suspended-for-bubble-gun/

 

[McGuinty]

Edmonton| An Alberta woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Edmonton Police Service in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 27,639 times in a week, but also sent him 937 emails, 11,229 text messages, 117 sung messages and 47 letters in the same period.

Kelly Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with Randy Williams, with whom she had had a relationship for twoweeks. She is accused of using up to eight phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.

“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”

The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in British Columbia, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.