You are BANNED...

[Beef Jerky]

You are banned cause I never know when you are on the board or not.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

You are banned for jerking too often.

 

[oldguyzer]

You are banned for jerking too often.

You are banned for not jerking enough and spending too much time typing on message boards.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for leaving your used Depends on the sideboard in the front hall.

 

[peace]

You are banned for stalking many members from here.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for crimes against trees and shrubbery

 

[peace]

You are banned for providing false information.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for finding bark attractive

 

[peace]

You are banned for not appreciating trees and how they protect you from scorching sun and wind.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for being found in MM's carte naked and smiling.

 

[peace]

You are banned for locking me up in mm's carte

 

[papasmerf]

You are banned for locking donkeys up in mm's carte

You are banned because I had to fix your post

 

[peace]

You are banned for having interesting but odd imagination.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for blending in

 

[peace]

You are banned for assuming too much.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for allowing it

 

[peace]

You are banned for not listening clearly.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned for talking to fast

 

[peace]

You are banned for not replacing your old batteries in your hearing aids.

 

[papasmerf]

you are banned to testing my batteries