You come home from work and she is waiting for you.

[Returning]

What to do?

 

[BlueBalls]

How old are you?.

 

[Wise Guy]

How much?.

 

[McGuinty]

Dom Perignon?.

 

[Louis XIV]

More often than not, it actually goes down more like this if you get home and she's been waiting for you....

 

[Blank_Dave]

Wonder who's house I accidentally wandered into.

 

[papasmerf]

Ask her if she would like a cup of coffee.

 

[oldguyzer]

Wonder if she's texting her next paying customer...

 

[Bizarre]

You trimmed?.

 

[Boing]

Wouldn't you be more comfortable without the jeans?.

 

[Beef Jerky]

Excuse me, I need to go to the washroom.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What to do?

I ask who she's texting.

 

[Bubba]

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I dive in face-first!

 

[bolt.upright]

Pinch myself -- I'm either dreaming or I've died and gone to heaven.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Why are you wearing Madman's shorts?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I dive in face-first!

Amy wins.

 

[Transient]

I would inform her that she is showing too much skin and her...lady parts are exposed. I would offer her some sweat pants and a large flannel shirt to wear because she would surely become cold as she left to return home.

 

[oldguyzer]

I would inform her that she is showing too much skin and her...lady parts are exposed. I would offer her some sweat pants and a large flannel shirt to wear because she would surely become cold as she left to return home.

Once you're done with her, you care? :SayWhat?:

 

[Transient]

Once you're done with her, you care? :SayWhat?:

What exactly are you implying?