You died and before you can enter heaven's gate. You are asked: Why should we let you in?

[Cooldaddy]

Your response:

I never drove a BMW.


Get it :biggrin2:

 

[ROAR]

I know St. peter.

 

[Boing]

I stopped masturbating before I hit 30.

 

[DigglerII]

Bribe him with a brown one.

 

[Prick]

I never stole a dime from anyone.

 

[papasmerf]

I would say

There are many far more deserving than I.

 

[Curly]

I knew Mo.

 

[Baz]

I've been a loyal and loving husband, I've helped the needy, I've been charitable, I've not been bitten by temptation.

 

[peace]

I've not been bitten by temptation.

Are you sure? What about the spa you visited? :biggrin2:

Ps. Re: the question: I give amazing hugs. :good:

 

[Baz]

Are you sure? What about the spa you visited? :biggrin2:

It was a basic massage. The only body parts massaged were my back and legs, that's the extent of it. I hardly call that being unfaithful, would you not agree Peace?

 

[Anto]

Hell won't accept me.

 

[McGuinty]

I didn't vote for myself.

 

[peace]

It was a basic massage. The only body parts massaged were my back and legs, that's the extent of it. I hardly call that being unfaithful, would you not agree Peace?

Oh I didnt say you were unfaithful. You mentioned you didnt fall into temptation but going to a massage PARLOUR instead of a RMT professional massage...hmmmmm :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

I would say that I've already lived through hell and back and hell and handbag (all dem crazie biatches), so let me the fuck in so I can have 72 virgins that won't give it up to me for free too!

Who the fuck cares! I'll be dead!

 

[Blank_Dave]

"It's a really long trip to Hell, and I really really need to pee."

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Because I can please all the ladies

 

[L._s.]

I was cursed with a little stick. Life was hard. Please let me in,

 

[Insertion]

I was cursed with a little stick. Life was hard. Please let me in,

:biggrin2: you have been punished!

Who the fuck cares! I'll be dead!

What if you become a ghost, who would you want to haunt first?

 

[peace]

his recent ex? maybe...wait...whats her name....is it Vicky?

 

[Pullmyfinger]

I have a dick. You don't.