You know you are too old.

[Juice]

When Your ears are hairier than your legs.

Sad.

 

[Wazzap]

You cannot get up till you put your hearing aids on.

 

[TFZL1]

So You Know, That You're Over the Hill
When Your Mind Makes a Promise That Your Body Can't Fill

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[Prick]

When you forget how many times you masturbated in one day.

 

[papasmerf]

When she says she will do anything you want for the next two hours........And you have her do laundry.

 

[cristycurves]

when your boobs hang low and they wobble to and fro, lol!!:SayWhat?::LMAO:

 

[Boing]

When you have eye glasses in every room of the house and office.

Even your car.

 

[George Costanza]

When you just don't care which teams win or lose.

 

[Bloopk]

You smile when you wake up with a hard on.

 

[Pepko]

When you can't do this anymore.

 

[Goodfella]

When you can't do this anymore.

:biggrin2:

 

[Thomas Crown]

You know your getting old when a $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good shit

 

[Beached]

When young women open doors for you. Just happened........again,

 

[Big Booty Bailey]

When you wear a diaper !

 

[Boing]

When you wear a diaper !

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Shoot me first.

 

[cristycurves]

when you need a list for shopping because your memory is diminishing, yet you forget the list!

 

[bolt.upright]

when you need a list for shopping because your memory is diminishing, yet you forget the list!

All the time Cristy--it's like you know me!

 

[oldguyzer]

What was the subject again?

 

[RED]

You finally realized you are a good person. It's them that are wrong Funky & Music

 

[oldguyzer]

Did I already ask what was the subject?